Ruh-roh, A van made to look like the famous Mystery Machine from the Scooby Doo cartoon series has been involved in a 100mph police chase. The driver, 51-year-old Sharon Kay Turman, managed to evade Redding police during Sunday's chase in northern California and is still on the run. In a statement posted on YouTube by the van owner Kay is quoted as saying "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids!"
If she's still on the run then she has 'gotten' away with it, surely? Crap article, you need to get your facts spot on.
I couldn't think of another way to get the "pesky kids" line in, I though about it for a second or two and just went with the OP, sorry.
I'm disappointed in the lack of response to my thread you Chelsea batards! I've gone to the effort you could at least come on an tell me to **** off back to the Liverpool board. 2 ****ing responses and both from Mancs and @Chief only came on to slag it off! Not even @Bodanki hasn't been on to cast his eye and make sure I'm not causing any problems because he's too busy on out TV thread banging on about hot actresses. I suggest you reconsider y'chav twatz and respond to my funny post. Thanks Luvgonzo
Both of the Chelsea posters now post exclusively on the United board. There's a guy on the PL board who used to support Chelsea but I think he's currently a City, Spurs and Leicester fan. If you wanted a discussion with Chelsea fans then you're in the worst possible place.
I dont post exclusively on the United board. You guys are okay, but have no ****ing sense of humour at all, except Treble. The Liverpool lads are funny as ****, I spend far more time on there. UiR and Matth were the main sources of entertainment on your board. I noticed UiR popped his head in for five minutes when it looked like United might get top 4, then ****ed off again after the loss to West Brom. That lad......tut tut. And @luvgonzo what the **** else am I gonna do, sit on here with the 2 other Chelsea fans that frequent this place? Or go to the United board and listen to them be all moody, or the Arsenal board where half of them are irritatingly upbeat for no apparant reason and the other half are suicidal and despressed.
You're our little Chelsea pet. One day we'll grow up and throw you away though, you'll end up under the ownership of some nut from the Newcastle board who likes to abuse his pets and post the results on YouTube. Not to worry though you'll be rescued by the RSPCB (Royal Society for the Protection of Bod) who re-home you to a nice place in Wales (Swansea Board) and @ValleyGraduate12 will look after you in your old age.
