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You've clearly not for the brains to come up with a decent fish pun.

Though your sharp wit is krilling it.

 

Louis Van Whale for 3 more years

 

Not even close you Pollack

 

Fair play, that one's Brill.

A real Gudgeon.

 

You've had two hours and that's the best you clam come up with?

Your offishially a bottom feeder.

 

Meant to reply to the armchair with that comment..

 

Codswallop.

 

For f ucks hake..

 

We of had Cod

 

Eel never come up with a decent one.

 

I trout that very much.

 

you mankerels.

 

He shrimply doesn't try hard enough.

 

The best thing about it is it isn't even a ****ing fish!

 

Now you're getting in tuna with the rest of us

 

Cod ****in help me.

 

Indeed if salmonelse uses it again we should ban them.

 

What's the Manta? This stuff is good for the Sole.

 

Not his fault he is a bit oa(r)fish.

 

I think I'm going to bream about this thread tonight.