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Dodgy footballer surnames.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Got thinking... There have been a few potentially dodgy footballer surnames over the years.

    The main one which jumps to mind is the two German players from Euro 96.... Kuntz and Fuchs.

    Can anyone remember others?
     
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  2. Jason Hudson

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    Danny ****tu is always one to titter about.
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

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    It's not really dodgy, but it's pretty impressive: Danny Invincible
     
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    Was going to post the same...



    A frech defender player called Phanni

    If he played with Bobo Balde!!!
     
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    except hes a ****ing massive beast who could destroy you with a stare + he's also one of the top 3 defenders of all time so go dump in a river.
     
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    Celtic had a defender call Schiedt... and he was !!!!
     
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    Wolfswinkel and Goodwillie :D
     
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  8. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Ha ha, there is an American racing driver called Will Power which I found amusing
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Seaman and ballack
     
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    Nufc had a lad called Brian Pinas
     
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    Rafael Scheidt, who was incidentally signed by Kenny Dalglish for £5m and made a total of three first team appearances for Celtic. This was 11 years ago, we don't even pay £5m for players now.
     
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    That was Rod Fanni. And the joke at the time of our interest in him, was our back line would then be Hinkel Naylor Balde Fanni. (which in a glaswegian accent said quick sounds like "I think I will nail her baldy fanny...")
     
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  13. John Smith

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    quim portuguese goalie.
     
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    "Stern John" always makes me laugh
     
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    Bongo Christ is my favourite.
     
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    I remember listening to a game on the radio, and the commentator said, 'Danny Invincible's gone off with a sore knee.' It struck me as pretty funny.
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

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    A bit like when Aston Villa almost signed Robbie Keane last season, and they would've had Young, Bent and Keane up front.

    Maybe his knee's his achilles heel, if you know what I mean.
     
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    Phil BABB
     
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    I found a player on FM called Yaya Banana once, real player too. <laugh>
     
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    France once had a goal keeper called Dominique Dropsey (early 80s if memory serves). Didn't play for them very often.................
     
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