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Ossie loves everyone except ethnic minorities, women, anyone with an IQ above 60 and those who don't vote UKIP.

 

Average big nosed pikes too.

 

That could be incredibly witty but sadly makes no sense at all.

It's nearly 3am in Bangkok I believe. I dread to think why you're still awake.

 

......... Game set and match.

 

Fish?

 

It wouldn't to you because you're under the iQ of 60, but i still don't like you either.

 

Go on then, I'll bite (like a pike). What part of "average big nosed pikes" makes sense?

 

Hur hur....your Ossie's bitch....you and Ossie would of have each other in you're gay...hur hur

 

I can only imagine the excitement as you and Ossie enter Wimbledon to hear colours aren't permitted.

 

You're just backtracking and looking for credibility. Your post hasn't exceeded my expectations.

You're fired.

 

Thats you out then!

 

They won't understand that.

 

It seems Ossie actually did to his credit. Sadly for him, I am white.

 

But you're a big nosed pike. He wants you segregated.

 

Had it occurred to you that I might not be in Bangkok? I might be a plastic out of work benefit ponce called Donald.

 

Both are probably true.

 

This is the ****test bicker ever.... Seriously.. It's borderline embarrassing...

 

You'll never know.

 

So you won your appeal to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show then? Pat must be looking forward to being on the tellybox.

 

Its called Banter Adolf, cappice!