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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    kopsnrodgers if you remember that name.
     
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  2. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Bump. This is outstanding.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My old business partner has just called. Apparently he's in a pub quiz team on Wednesdays and he chose the name:

    'Higgs Boson Gives Me A Hadron' <laugh>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've just had an application from a candidate who's surname is ****OLE <laugh>
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    First initial A?

    We had some hilarious ones recently, even better are some of the emails people apply with.

    [email protected] and things like that. Fine when you're 14 but when apply for jobs are 20 maybe best to change them <doh>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Indeed. The first initial is A <laugh>
     
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  8. saintanton

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    Wind-up.
    Did you get one from Mr. R. Slicker as well?
     
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  9. saintanton

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    Mr. C Lyon?
     
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  10. Could have been named Barry Andrew (or something similar)... B.A.****ole
     
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  11. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Mr P. Nis

    Mr Dolph Innes
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. Her profile's on LinkedIn <ok>

    I did used to have a client called Michael Hunt <laugh>

    He didn't shorten his first name........................
     
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  14. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Mr. Amin Yashed
     
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  15. saintanton

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    I knew someone called Dick Head.
    True story.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Did he shorten his first name to Dick, or did he just have to put up with it? <laugh>
     
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  17. saintanton

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    Dunno. It was a long time ago, when I was an apprentice. Everyone used the name and nobody seemed to bother. I think they'd gone past the sniggering stage by the time I came along.
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You're not allowed to apply to your own recruitment firm RHC.
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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  20. Even Tesco don't like him
     
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