Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

Yet you could rhyme off our accounts for the past 4 seasons

 

Easy

In the red
In the red
In the red
Soon be dead

 

The taigs are all at each others throats and the Blue Tsunami hasn't even lapped against the shore yet.

GET OUT YOUR ARMBANDS BHOYS, IT'S GONNA BE A WET ONE

 

I wasn't even close to singing his praises so whether you meant it literally or not is a moot point. You are accusing me of saying things I didn't, hence a Straw Man argument.

Our form is not great but we've only lost 3 league games all season, that's not praise, it's a statistic which kills the lie that we are in some sort of crisis.

 

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

 

^^^^ Doesn't get what a Straw Man argument is

Which is surprising seeing how many hours of your life you've spent arguing on the internet

 

Aye, almost as much time as you have spent responding to posts which were not directed at you.

Makes sense I suppose, no **** is really interested in talking to you, so you have to stick your oar in at any opportunity.

 

That's exactly what you do to start your 45473673068039565 daily arguments

 

Deary me. That's cringeworthy even by your appalling standards.

 

I'm interested in talking to Toby. I like Toby.

 

@Callum get a load of this m9

 

Hi Iain, you not in the pub yet?

 

Was that mess of an English football thread not set up for you ****s?

 

How is that relevant? You ****ing post on it too

You plastic jock ****wit

 

You really are a tedious ****.

 

Just got back to the office 5 minutes ago, as I'm on a conference call just now to some **** in America. I shall be going back to the pub after it is finished though.

 

Don't ****ing talk to me then. Stoopid mutant

Those schools, eh?

 

Yeah, a hell of a lot better than the ***** factories in England.

 

Well can you not PM him more often and keep him away from real people?

 

I don't know how to PM