Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

If Celtic lose to Der Hun, Deila should be sacked immediately. He should treat it like The Apprentice and bring his luggage with him.

If Celtic win, even by a scoreline of 4-0+, he should be given until the final game of the season and then sacked immediately after that.

 

His team have scored the most let in the least and have not lost a goal to lower league opposition in the cups

If it's a **** team then maybe he's a good manager

 

Sat 13/02/16 Celtic 2 - 0 Ross County
Sat 20/02/16 Celtic 3 - 0 Inverness CT
Fri 26/02/16 Hamilton 1 - 1 Celtic
Wed 02/03/16 Celtic 0 - 0 Dundee
Sun 06/03/16 Celtic 3 - 0 Greenock Morton

"Sack" material right there. We are leaking goals at an alarming rate and have only scored 100 goals all season

 

But you are not in the Champions' League last 16 - he should be visiting the house of every Celtic fan in the world and apologising in person apparently

 

We should be walking the league anyway. I'm not even set against him because of not winning a treble.

It's the fact that as a team in the way we play, and how we've been repeatedly turned over in Europe, including at home, are the reasons he should be going. There are Celtic managers who have been sacked for performing better than Deila is.

No Dan, no one is shouting about last 16 places, just that we're even remotely competitive against teams of a smaller stature or less budget, but we're not and never have been under Deila.

The guy was originally considered as a coach FFS, not as manager. If we lose to Der Hun, there will be no option except to sack him, and rightly so.

 

I know Dan it's a ****ing disgrace that we are not in there with Man City, Barca and Real

 

Like who?

 

Yeah and Aberdeen and Hearts have lost 5 (FIVE) league matches all season. Congratulations though for not conceding against East Kilbride though

 

We've also scored the same amount of league goals as the stair splatters. Given we're the worst we've been in years and they're playing like Barca against postmen and brickies it's hardly time for crisis talk. Let him destroy the hun (again), do his ****ey wee roar then he can leave on good terms.

 

What's that to do with the price of fish?

 

The postmen and brickies you couldn't beat at home last week?

 

Why would it have anything to do with the price of fish? It does however show it is easy enough to go through a season(until now, at least) only losing a handful of games. Even a newly promoted team have done it.

 

Look at the Championship table and the SPFL table, look at Celtic and Rangers results, goals scored, conceded etc and tell me where's the crisis?

 

No, the postmen and brickies we beat at the weekend that play in the same league as the concrete crunchers.

 

But what have Hearts and Aberdeen's results got to do with Celtic and this "Crisis"?

We've score a ****load of goals more than either of those, in fact we've scored the same amount of goals in the SPFL as Rangers have against the Championship sides.

 

Tommy Burns was sacked after losing a league cup semi-final to Falkirk in a period which Rangers were utterly dominant - there was no prisoners taken then and there should be none now. Ronny can lose as many as he likes though. Ronny joined Celtic in a period where we should be light years ahead, and we aren't, and he is partly responsible for that.

The only reason Deila is still here is because there are those who think winning the league is enough. We should be performing in Europe, which is where the money is, which in turn allows us to bury any domestic challengers, and continually afford a better class of player because we can attract them by, you guessed it, being in Europe.

Failed experiment, get him to ****. Not necessarily a crisis just yet, but if you think it's going to get better, then you're blinkered.

 

Calm down Dev, I get it, you are faithful through and through etc. Well done

 

Look at the players he has signed Signing ****s for millions he didn't even give a run out to. Signing ageing nobodies who were, at best, mid table mediocrity when they player in England. Spending millions on a sick note defender.

He's had money and he's wasted it. He's got a modern training centre with amazing facilities, yet we're nowhere near being a decent side that can do it in Europe, at any level, home or away.

Imagine singing his praises because we scored loads of goals against opposition like Ross County, when our average wage bill is 25 TIMES what theirs is.

 

Oh, I was talking about the reserve team you couldn't beat last week.

 

Tuna