Leicester are class aren't they.

You have a mrs? You've changed


PS...married or not married type of mrs?

 

Who the **** would get married?

P.S She wants to get married.

 

Who to?

 

I don't know.

 

Don't ask her then......only two possible outcomes....a) she names someone else (scandal and heartbreak) or even worse there's b) she names you (shock and heart attack)

#stayinthedark

 

Getting married isn't too bad, you get to have kids that bleed you dry of money, you get to buy cheaper clothes as you can't afford designer brands anymore, you get to age really quickly all of a sudden and start growing grey hair, you replace the car with a nice people carrier and start to drink more, the wife nags like a demented lunatic and sends you off to chop your balls off in a posh clinic. Day after day of fun.

 

I got most of that without getting married

 

so you didn't grow grey heair... right got it. the rest you had.

 

Not lost my bollocks either

 

Cos they were never there to find in the first place ...

Boom. Walked right into it

 

Three kids

 

SHOCK!

Gerrez in cuckolding scandal.

 

If I was doing the cockholding there wouldn't be three kids

 

#derailed

 

Bang on i reckon. They have been going at a fraction over 2pts a game all season and if they carry on at the same rate they'll have 78/79 pts.

That would be plenty as Spuds would need 24 from 27, Arse 26 and Cty 28 from 30. No chance of that!

 

as of now really its down to pressure and not targets. they have a gap and need to maintain it as long as they can.

 

We have one of the world's best players. You have Jamie Vardy

 

I think our squad isn't actually that bad now.

Granted we don't have a Bale.

It will be a good scrap.

 

We have Flanno #gamesetmatch

 

We seem to have bought our marriages at the same shop, they don't do returns...I've checked