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B'mouth Headline Game

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Mar 6, 2016.

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The Best Headline is

Poll closed Mar 13, 2016.
  1. Rivierre, really? - Sebb

    22.2%
  2. Emmanuel 29 (uncut): - No Chance

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  3. The Bourne-mouth Supremacy - The Dungeon Master

    22.2%
  4. Taylor Made Excuse for McClown - Who really Knows Who?

    11.1%
  5. Cherries pick plonkers pocket - Chippy the Chinos Man

    11.1%
  6. **** ****idy **** **** ****y **** **** ****idy ****ers - Whiter than Day

    0 vote(s)
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  7. Big Mac eats Cherry Pie - The Stray Sheep

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  8. Toon fall as Cherries pip them to the tree points - The Southern Scouser

    33.3%
  9. Cherries blossom early on Tyneside due to yet more McLaren hot air. - The NOT606 IS

    0 vote(s)
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  10. Magpies put their balls in their mouth - The Northern Scouser

    0 vote(s)
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  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Well, we yet again come to the time to epitomise the Toon's fighting spirit in one snappy Headline. Are we the Anthony Joshua or the Richard Dunn of the Premier League? Have we got a glass trophy or a glass jaw? Did the Toon go down fighting or did they just go down? Was it a knock out punch to Premier League survival or was it just a lost round in the ultimate points decision at the end of the season?

    What can you say?

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    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Tuesday 08/03/2016
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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  2. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Rivierre, really?
     
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  3. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    This is not my headline I hasten to say....

    But, I am pleased to report that yesterday, Trev promised he would never cheat on the Headline Game again.
    He claimed that all entrants would be treat equally as voted for by the Public, even Nev's.
    As too whether Sebb or Penfold will abide by Trev's promise remains to be seen.
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Emmanuel 29 (uncut): Defenders Exposed, Arseholes Everywhere, Toon Pussies Humped - But No Popping Of Cherries!!
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    The Bourne-mouth Supremacy
     
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  6. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Taylor Made Excuse for McClown
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Cherries pick plonkers pocket
     
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  8. Blacker-than-Knight

    Blacker-than-Knight Slainte

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    **** ****idy **** **** ****y **** **** ****idy ****ers
     
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  9. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    Big Mac eats Cherry Pie
     
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  10. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Toon fall as Cherries pip them to the tree points (this is for the Irish Times)
     
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  11. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Cherries blossom early on Tyneside due to yet more McLaren hot air.
     
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  12. Magpies put their balls in their mouth


    (Anyone that's watched Soccer AM in recent years will know they call Bournemouth "Ballmouth")
     
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  13. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    If you have to explain it its not worth the paper its printed on.
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Cherrio Steve You Useless ****
     
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  15. Treat everyone as if they're the ****** of dumbsville <ok>
     
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  16. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Not really the way to sell your newspaper is it? Read all about it, thickos, read all about it.
     
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  17. That exact wording is in most newspapers terms of reference <whistle>
     
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  18. Blacker-than-Knight

    Blacker-than-Knight Slainte

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    Biggest selling newspaper in Liverpool is the Dandy, "Read all about it" you're having a laugh all the soft lads struggled with the pictures <doh>
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I'd stick my ball sack in Hells Bells' chops mind.

    #teabagging
     
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  20. Not what she once was. She went down hill as soon as she cut her hair short. Still would though
     
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