not really... everything in the kitchen is theirs not mine so all they might break is the older tv i put on the wall for the soaps. Plus if there is a fire form the friction of them rubbing off each other in a lesbian way theres access to water... and thinking on there is at least some olive oil to use to lube as well. they shouldn't fight in the games room for sure.
This is where society has ****ed up, only ring a woman should see is the one you stick on her finger or the one that makes raspberry sounds (if youre into that) one does not approve.
Well in my case as the only one with an income: anything she breaks came from my long hours of hard work ( commenting on this forum).
Look I'd fight her. I reckon she's like mcgregor. She can tray and choke it but I'd be able for that. I'd have her knees shaking in no time.
I kid you not...on Amazon there is a cartoon called... Mourinho and the Special Ones.... Couldn't face hitting play lol