ffs I just wanted to put something nice on here as it is Mothering Sunday -I happen to miss my mother RIP - so if you want to bring a thread down to another bickering off topic subject **** off somewhere else and do it on another thread -stop pissing on my parade
From Comm it's as expected an "adult art site" would be the politest way of putting it. PS, another way of saying it would be its porn.
My mother is getting me back for all the years of annoying I inflicted upon her, it's her B'day this month as well as Mother's Day and she has asked for a joint present... An iPad! 1. Mums should not be allowed to know what an iPad is. 2. When did a bunch of flowers and a card become not enough? 3. My wife has also insisted 'if we are getting one for your mum then we have to get one for my mum'. 4. ****. MY. LIFE
My son said he'd cook the dinner today if I'd wash up - ffs ...six of us ate took it taken me over an hour to wash up 12 plates 6 chopping boards **** knows how many pots & pans the sod
Ha...same with me last night Diddles. Great night, wonderful food and company. I was an expansive and gregarious host...until the wife told me I was cleaning up. Ffs there was a **** load of dishes, pots and pans. Stumbled to bed at 1am, snored all night. That'll teach her.
I'm on my second bottle of Champers atm - I've no doubt I'll be 'nasally loudly orchestral' when I crash later ...might have a a couple of beer chasers in between too
My kids played it cute and made an iPad a joint Christmas present for my missus who is 76 a couple of years ago. I'm a microsoft man but the reason the iPad come in was the iphone app so them and grandkids could keep in touch, as a result she phones all over the world and nobody with an e-mail address is safe from her. TBF she got the hang of using the pad pretty quick and stopped pestering me after a couple of months. The holiday offers are coming in thick and fast mind and frightening the life out of me.
