The London Banter Thread

Apart from being The Sun, and therefore not worthy of much discussion, I can't believe anyone would value him at £56m.

 

True, but would you have paid £50 million for Sterling?

 

...or £50 million for Torres?

 

Clowns and you're reading and believing a rag **** rag like that?
Pot, kettle

 

More of a Daily Mail reader?

 

It wasn't so long ago that Gary was wumming me about Modric joining Chelsea. How did that one turn out.

 

Speaks volumes...

 

Never did but I remember some prat telling everybody that Berbatov, Modric And Bale would not be sold, 'never he said'

Cyril wrote" ' And the official word is, Bale is NOT for sale. So, move on, folks. There's nothing to see, here.'

How did that turn out Mr Smith?

 

I'd assumed you'd know that was a question from the question mark. Alas no.

 

Grammar nazi, try the Spurs board you'll love it! Who knows you might even get a date with Cyril?

 

In this case I'm a punctuation Nazi if anything. I hope you read some sort of newspaper- I think it's important everyone does- hopefully not The Mail. I'm quite fond of The i.

 

try the g. You'll get the news two days earlier.

 

So...

When do you boys think Terry and the gang will take control of the dressing room again?

I'm betting that your clown of a new manager has one more loss left in him before Terry tells him to stay at home.

Am I right, lads?

 

As much chance of that as Levy opening his wallet you troll

 

An impressive catch for HIAG

 

Hardly i noticed theres a fishing thread for spuds. But never miss an oportunity to out a troll.

 

I'd always assumed you were a troll, Oz.

 

Yes he's a troll but a lovable one.

 

Like **** he is!

 

He's a proper wum and not a third rate #bottler like captain HIAB