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Who will win the North Cockeny ****er derby

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by HRH Custard VC, Mar 4, 2016.

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Who will win

  1. Spuds

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  2. Arsenal

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  3. Draw

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  1. PINKIE

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    We handed them their own fortune.
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    HIAG's excuses for his **** ups are becoming more and more desperate.

    First he tried to deny he had ****ed up (despite everybody clocking it), if that wasn't bad enough, he then he tried to edit out his **** ups (despite them being quoted). When that failed when his wums went wrong, he tried to claim that he'd ****ed up on purpose (yes really !) Now that has been kicked into touch, his latest desperate attempt is to try and blame it all on his imaginary friend who sits on his knee <laugh>
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

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    .. think again. :)
     
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    ouch ... :)
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I'm taking bets on the excuses for HIAG's West Ham wum **** up.

    1. He meant to do it on purpose to wind us up.
    2. He's going to go back and edit it
    3. It wasn't him that typed it, it was the dummy.
     
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  7. Sucky

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    he wouldnt do that piskie, Haig is the definition of integrity.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  9. You're still shouting "fcuk off!" at the dummy, I see, Pixie!
     
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    Nope, just laughing at your attempts to brush your **** ups onto an imaginary dummy. :)
     
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  11. Keep shouting.
     
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    NOPE, JUST LAUGHING AT YOUR ATTEMPTS TO BRUSH OFF YOUR ****S UPS ONTO AN IMAGINARY DUMMY ! :)
     
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  13. It's the dummy that's laughing at you, you idiot! And you keep telling it to "fcuk off!"

    We're all in hysterics over this, Pixie!
     
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    I'm not telling anybody to **** off. Trying to act like a drama queen won't hide the fact that you've made so many **** ups, you're now trying to blame it on your imaginary friend <laugh>
     
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  15. The dummy is impervious to your exaltations, Pixie.
     
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    The dummy is, as you have admitted, simply a vehicle for you to try and shift all the **** ups onto a separate entity. The very fact that you have created this imaginary character is an admission that you want to separate yourself from the humiliation you bestowed upon yourself.
     
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  17. The dummy demands that you produce proof for this statement.
     
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    The dummy just has by you mentioning the dummy

    **** me you are **** at this HIAG <laugh>
     
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  19. The dummy is not impressed with your answer. He reckons that you are a very poor wum.
     
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    Well that's why he's a dummy <ok>
     
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