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Norwegian Balotelli Porn

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Got one of RHC's drunk/stoned/both voice mails, in the said voice mail he stated that I have to post his message on here or he'll "****ing kill me" so here it is.

    He was laughing through it all and sounded..... Unhinged, would be a good description all I know is that it is something to do with Norwegians, Balotelli and porn and that it's funny as ****.

    I even got a follow up text that read.

    "He even had a mohican"

    So there we go another great thread and another reason not to give @Red Hadron Collider your phone number.
     
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  2. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Assume more will be unveiled in the Cheese thread. Don't know if I am looking forward to it or not to be honest
     
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  3. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    WTF <laugh>
     
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  4. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    You're scared enough of RHC to actually post his ramblings :emoticon-0136-giggl #pussy

     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Stoned off his gord

    How nice.
     
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  6. saintanton

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    Mercifully, I've been spared this one.
    So far.

    Did you get the one a few weeks ago where he outed Sean Connery as a frog?
     
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    organic red Well-Known Member

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    FFS <doh>
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I'll confess... I don't know how to spell it. Gourd???

    Is that it

    RHC was smashed off his whozzits
     
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  9. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    That's the one mito <laugh>
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    No, but sort of wish I had. <laugh>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I was just grateful for the opportunity to start a thread with this title. <laugh>
     
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  12. saintanton

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    It was at half eleven at night and went something like this:

    " (silence).....Answer your ****in phone, ****in twat. (more silence)...anyway...I'm jusht watching....Murder On the Orient Expresh, and I've jusht realised that Sean ****in Connery ....ish a ****ing Frog............(more silence)...........thatsh all."
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Sean Connery does always have a French accent no matter what role he plays. <whistle>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Let me explain (not the Connery one <laugh>)

    I was watching series 2 of Lilyhammer. The episode was funny enough in its own right. It was created and filmed largely in Lillehamme in Norway. A lot of what makes it funny is it's the Norwegians taking the ****ing piss out of themselves mercilessly. Anyway, they obviously think that the link between LFC and copious Norwegian support as humorous too. The episode in question introduced us to a new character called Balotelli - a big black guy with a Mohican <laugh> He's a great cook and opera singer.

    A later episode featured a soundtrack including Gerry and the Pacemakers singing You'll Never Walk Alone. ****ing priceless <laugh>
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I think you were stoned and had no clue what you were watching. you dreamed that up.
     
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