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Who will win the North Cockeny ****er derby

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by HRH Custard VC, Mar 4, 2016.

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Who will win

  1. Spuds

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  2. Arsenal

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  3. Draw

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  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Will the Spuds win or will it be the French Cockneys

    I say the Spuds have it in the bag 2-0
     
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  2. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Trotterham looked totally knackered at Upton Park, especially Kane, and when Kane's off the boil they show relegation form, they tried to rest Alli, but he ended up coming on, and looked ****ed too. that said they had a lot of luck, how they only lost 1-0 and ended up with 11 players on the pitch at the end is a mystery to everyone who watched the match.
    Arsenal on the other hand, hit the bar twice and lost to an off-side goal and made all the running, but now it's the run in and their Jellyspines and ability to choke on warm ice-cream will be all too evident.

    gone for the draw.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... think this will be a complete one-off and can go either way ... emotions may well reinvigorate tired legs but I have a hunch it will be a scrappy game where individual errors might well be key ... I too suspect it could be a draw ... Sanchez to score for the Goons and a Kane penalty for the Spuds <laugh>
     
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  4. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    which he'll win by falling over because he's tired
     
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  5. Tobes

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    Every time Arsenal hit the skids they invariably pull out a result after a couple of ****e ones.

    On paper this should be a home win, but I'm going to say Les Gooners will upset the applecart and HIAG - Arsenal win.
     
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  6. Stan

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    I think the Goons will win.
     
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  7. armchairblue

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    Arsenal for me...... think they'll be up for it after the mid-week disaster.
     
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  8. Not to be pedantic, or anything, but strictly speaking neither the Gooners nor us Yids are cockneys. To be counted, officially, as a cockney, one has to be born within the sound of Bow Bells, which cuts out most London, and only includes about a two-square-mile radius of East London. It definitely cuts out all of Essex, Middlesex, Hertfordshire, and Surrey, where most of the Gooners come from. You have to go back to their "glory-days" to why most Gooners actually live well outside of England, let alone London.
     
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    ... agreed ... and the 'ney' is definitely superfluous in your individual case <laugh>
     
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  10. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    who will win it...spurs, arsenal or draw <laugh>

    no offence to OP ... after along day working with messed up kids that really made me laugh
     
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  11. Sucky

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    i hope the goons win or a draw, if the goons win spurs wont win the title and the goons wont either, meaning Leicester take it.
    If spurs win it could really kick them on for the last remaining games
     
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    ... me too ... but at least the ones you work with don't consider themselves to be 'masters of wummery' <laugh>
     
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    And are arsenal officially a north london club?..... being pedantic of course:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    one of the kids asked (after a personal and social health lesson) "if we can say vagina can we say ****?" ... he is 9 yrs old <yikes>
     
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    thought you were siding with the gooners for a moment before seeing that it was a pro Leicester thing...was about to hope Liverpool lost every game they ever play...then remembered I already do <laugh>
     
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    ,,, just tell him it is far more polite to use the term 'growler' <laugh>
     
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  17. remembercolinlee

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    I am supposed to be a role model<yikes>
    God help them ,<laugh>
     
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  18. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    everyone south of the watford ap is a cockney to northerners, and everyone north of it is an inbred moron to southerners
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

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    ... can I get the Watford ap on my iPhone?
     
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  20. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    If the spuds dont win against Arsenal, they can kiss any title hopes out the window
     
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