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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by qprted, Mar 4, 2016.

  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    me so happy
    I WAS AT THERE PLACE AS A YOUNGSTER BACK IN 1965 AND TO SEE THE OLD KING OF RANGERS MARK LAZARUS TURNING OUT IN THE RED AND BLACK STRIPES BROKE AL OF OUR HEARTS
    BUT THE 6-1 THRASHING THAT WE RECEIVED SENT SHOCK WAVES QPR FANS WEPT OPENLY NEVER HAVE WE BEEN SO COMPREHENSIVELY DESTROYED
    IF IAN WATSON HADNT DONE THAT GOAL LINE DIVE ALONG HIS OWN GOAL LINE WE WOULD HAVE GONE DOWN 7-1
    BUT I FEEL IT IN MY BONES
    FIRST GOAL FROM THE BIG FAT GERMAN
    SECOND GOAL JUNIOR HOILET
    THIRD GOAL MATT PHILLIPS
    FOURTH GOAL CHERY
    FIFTH GOAL CHERY
    and thats it folks 5-0 and our fans sing hysterically
    here is a more detailed account in the 20th min a junior hoilett cross is met by bigfatgermann
    who heads the ball cleanly into the top right hand corner
    then in the 33rd min junior breaks into the left side of the penalty area before easily beating the keeper
    a massive chant of we are the bees breaks out in the packed double decker school end this is occupied by three thousand brentford fans
    then the great factomondo appears at the f block and raises his hands aloft the whole brentford support look to there left the colour drains from there faces and they go into a earily silence
    and now the bees enjoy a tremendous bit of luck as qpr hit the woodwork three times all the shots come from man of the match chery
    now into the 51st minute as matt phillips lets lose from fully thirty yards and sees his shot rip straight into the top left hand corner
    then in the 76th min chery finally gets his well deserved goal,and a stream of brentford fans can be seen pouring out of the school end
    and then in the 86th min the goal of the game is scored by chery who starts the move from the half way line with a succession of passes
    but from 20 yards he places the ball into the top corner and the crowd go ballistic so thats it folks im putting 100 pounds on the game its a deffinate win
     
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    durbar2003 Well-Known Member

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    You really need to get some professional help!
     
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  3. factamondo

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    The lovely Natalie sawyer will be in attendance and I would drink her dirty bath water neat!
     
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    Sir Ted is truely one of life's great characters and our world is a better place for him!
     
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  5. Quite Possibly Raving

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    I quite like Brentford.
     
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    Go to the back of the class!
     
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  7. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    on a serious note it really hurt me getting beaten like that by brentford because i was only ten years of age and mark lazarus was everything to me indeed i dopted the number seven jersey for my school team
    its difficult to explain to these youngsters how good lazarus was but ill try he could play as a orthadox winger beating players at will and god only knows how many of brian bedfords headed goals came from a lazarus corner
    but he could also be like barry bridges and score prolific amounts of goals i think if you check our history books
    i think lazarus is the highest ever goalscoring winger in our history
    but also lovely mark or LAZZER as the fans called him was an ex boxer and in several matches he would be watching the referee intently,and as the ref glipsed in the other direction LAZZER would unload a right hook on the over aggressive left back and he could also sing as well so mark lazarus was one of the qpr fans all time greats i dont know whether qprbeth remembers mark im not sure if shes as old as me
     
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    I think she had a crush on Gary Bannister Ted!!
     
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