New Jeff Banks brown leather card holder

That toilet looks good for snorting drugs

 

In other words a Glasgow briefcase. Aye

 

You dirty b*stard, didn't even bother to wipe your ar*e after taking a dump. Kebab last night was it?

 

Classic scan

 

FFS, Scan.

 

munchiebox m8

 

Was that jobbie a Ghostie? Came and went without a trace leaving a clean freckle?

 

I don't have a wallet but I do have a floater in ma cludgey

 

I don't have a floater in ma cludgie, I don't have one of those gay card holders, but I do have a wallet. There. I said it.

 

Snap.

 

Crackle & pop

 

* Crackle & in you pop

 

That doesn't even merit an answer

 

And your answer has no merit.

 

But I made it up myself

 

That post was an answer?

To be fair your post didn't merit an answer either.

 

I know it was an answer, that was the whole hilarious joke! **** off the lot of you, I only came back to the office to close down my computer. I'm going back to the pub. Pricks.

 

Maybe you could put some form of disclaimer under your posts? Or give us a hint? It's hard to follow sometimes, you post so many 'jokes'...

 

I hate you!

*disclaimer* this is not a joke

 

Fancy a dump now. Are photos of turds like yawns? See someone else's and you have to do one yourself?