Dracula

Coppola's

version

on

just

now.

Utter

****in

drivel.

Keanu

Reeves

is

his

usual

plank

of

wood.

Hilarious

 

If you get the chance watch a film called The Cheap Detective.

Quite amusing.

Peter Falk.

Well it's on just now if anyone is still awake.

We are the Insomnia Club.

 

Gary Oldman was brilliant in that Dracula movie. Reeves was a bit wooden but his character was a bit shallow; they tried to stay true to the book, hence the title. Excellent cameo from Tom Waits. The film had sex, horror and humour; what more do you want? Best vampire movie since the Werner Herzog remake of Nosferatu.

Interview With The Vampire wasn't too shabby either.

Can't believe I bit*. That's night shifts for you. Boring as hell unless there's a full moon.

* bit - vampires - geddit? Oh **** off then.

 

I find it strange.

Why does ER always write like this?

He really is a ****.

Oh well, I love minestrone.

Toodle-bye.

 

Life is a Minestrone...

 

Awful film. Winona Ryder (yes I would, thanks for asking) Keanu Reeves et al were dreadful and I can't watch Gary Oldman now without thinking he sounds like the Compare the Meerkat adverts.

 

Yep, utter ****in gash. Absolute shame Gary Oldman got himself involved in that steamin pile.

 

I shall look out for it. I love Columbo I do.

 

Old man was ****in dreadful.

It was like a piss poor Carry On Film for ****s sake.

Utter ****in ****e.

I could not stop laughing at how ****e it was.

 

Fangs for the info. It's a shame you were unable to sink your teeth into it.

 

Reeves is a method actor par excellence, he was deliberately wooden, thus, within the very essence of his performance, invoking the solid Ash timber stakes of Vampyric lore

 

Oh right.

I had him wrong all along.

 

"Let the right one in" is the best vampire movie I fink

That and Twins of Evil

 

Near Dark. After that it all went a bit Twilight and became a teen thing.

 

Not seen Near Dark yet. Got an empty tonight so might try and find it. Or watch Twins of Evil again....

 

'Twins of Evil' fueled many an adolescent **** when I was a lad. Watched it again recently and not even a twitch downstairs. The perils of porn addiction.

 

Just one more thing, I love him too ****in yaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssss

 

That's how Columbo get's them every time. Lets them think they're just about got away with it and then turns around as he's going out the door...

 

The Parthian shot...

 

Used to know a guy who had the Columbo style of man management. He speak to you about work stuff but you'd never know what he really wanted until he was walking away from your desk when he's turn and deliver the body blow he was there to deliver in the first place.