It's lovely here- sun, sea, mountains and fresh air. (Well, I might be fibbing a bit about the sun) Not so many people and plenty of sheep. What's not to like?
Nah. You can't describe them piddling Downs as mountains, yer beach is just a pile of rocks, and the only sheep are all those clones who think they're being "alternative".
Downs are wides so as a whole total I reckon they're just as big as Welsh mountains and not all the beaches are stones here...
Nah. Gerrez just had Zingy's password reset so he could have extra counts in his birthday thread to make people think anyone cared about his birthday. I won't believe it's Zingy until he gives Gerrez a right bollocking.