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Match Day Thread Stoke v NUFC - another half arsed attempt at a match thread...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 28, 2016.

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What will the result be?

Poll closed Mar 2, 2016.
  1. Stoke Win

    55.6%
  2. Draw

    22.2%
  3. NUFC win

    22.2%
  1. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    When your luck is out, it's out.
    I really fear the worst now.
    McLaren is gutless and we will get our just rewards for both his and the Boards ineptitude.
    They should have acted after the Chelsea loss and bought someone new in.
    3 points from the new manager feel good factor would have made some difference to our teams shot to **** confidence.
    But as per the norm, the heads are firmly in the sand.
    We are sleepwalking to our doom.
    Who is going to find a pair and do something before it's too late?
    Charnley, Carr, Moncur, Ashley, ? Guess it must come from Ashley, but doubt it will, he is so out of his depth, as are those who inform him.
     
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  2. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    If we do go down, I will bet you £100 we come straight back up.
     
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  3. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't have McClaren in charge of a team, nor Charnley in charge of the club. But that's where we are. Fcking shambles. Fck you, Ashley (again).
     
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  4. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Nutshell.
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    If I took you up on that and you won, just make sure you don't give it to Graham Carr to invest for you!!!
     
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  6. Blacker-than-Knight

    Blacker-than-Knight Slainte

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    Tufty will still be there saying judge me in ten years time.
     
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  7. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    They can't continue with McLaren surely? Ashley needs to clear the decks, starting with a phone call to Charnley and McLaren first thing in the morning.
     
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  8. anyobrien

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    just got in from graft... ****ing arse holes
     
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    How dare you mention graft on a Newcastle board. That word should never be mentioned alongside Newcastle United!!
     
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  10. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    The only ones, again, to go down with a whimper. That's what galls me. Sunderland draw, Swansea win, Norwich give it a go, Bournemouth win, we get beat. It's astonishing, staggering that McClaren will be in charge for Bournemouth and - in reality - still be in charge after we lose that one an'all.

    Summed up by saying we went to a training camp, had an 18 day break and decided, in that time, that Gouffran and Riviere were better bets than Doumbia and Perez. Absolutely, mind-bogglingly astonishing.
     
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  11. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Shearer on MOTD, should be interesting to hear what Wor Al has to say.!
     
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  12. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    If we were a disease we would be pancreatic cancer mixed with ebola of the ballsack.

    McClaren should bring his empties back and **** off back to ****town.
     
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  13. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    1/3/2016: Schteve - “We have to keep clean sheets and score goals."

    2/3/2016: Stoke 1-0 NUFC


    Priceless.
     
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  14. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Nutshell
     
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  15. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    So what you are saying is you're a male gay prostitute?
     
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  16. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> :emoticon-0148-yes: :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  17. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    If he was, his arse being hammered to a bloodied stump is far more enjoyable than watching our **** team.
     
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  18. Consett Mag

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    The hardest part seems to be the lack of ambition in coming to play for a nil-nil, ending with the bringing on of two strikers with just a few minutes left ...

    With this bloke in charge we're going down. It's ironic, as last season I wasn't too bothered, after Carver was given no help to win a few points in the second half of the season. It will hurt the fat controller to lose out on all that money next season.
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    The one shining beacon in our ****ness is your poetic posts BRS. I'd miss them if we were ever good!
     
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  20. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    This fat little **** is somewhere licking his chops in anticipation to return once we get relegated:

    please log in to view this image
     
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