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Match Day Thread Stoke v NUFC - another half arsed attempt at a match thread...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 28, 2016.

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What will the result be?

Poll closed Mar 2, 2016.
  1. Stoke Win

    55.6%
  2. Draw

    22.2%
  3. NUFC win

    22.2%
  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    This is ****ing dreadful.
     
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  2. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    We spend all that money and our attack is as blunt as a well very blunt thing.
     
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  3. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    We literally just came here to play for a 0-0 draw. This ****ing sucks.
     
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  4. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    This is a stickier situation than when Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    More attacking threat so far. No creativity though.
     
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  6. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely agree that the tactic if you can call it that is DONT LOSE, but we are not good enough to do that.
    Just watch Stoke snatch it at the last kickings
    We are so timid
     
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  7. Darth Plagueis

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    If we come away from this with a draw you can say that McClaren has mastered the art of anti-football because we are so **** we're effecting Stoke enough to also play ****.
     
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  8. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    It's the only tactic we have as it seems we are incapable of creating a goal. Zero guile. None whatsoever.
     
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  9. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Has to be said we are playing better in the second half!
     
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  10. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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  11. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Crouch is coming on. 1-0.
     
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  12. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Sissoko is SO bad.
     
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  13. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    That's ****ing pathetic from Wijnaldum. What another opportunity missed!
     
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  14. Darth Plagueis

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    Riviere on? ****ing hell. No ambition.
     
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  15. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Why, bring on a striker who only has one goal? And a fluke at that ?
    Oh so uninspired
     
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  16. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Swansea beating Arsenal
     
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  17. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    It just had to be didn't it
    We are cursed
     
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  18. Darth Plagueis

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    ****ing hell.
     
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  19. Travelsick07

    Travelsick07 Well-Known Member

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    Thats us relegated I think. Losing a game like this. When there's nothing in it what so ever.
     
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  20. Darth Plagueis

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    McClaren you **** get Doumbia on now!!!
     
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