Match Day Thread Stoke v NUFC - another half arsed attempt at a match thread...

The only reason we haven't conceeded so far is that Sissoko and Janmaat haven't tried to make some plays yet.

 

Sissoko you fat ****er.

 

Wow... If thats not enough to get Sissoko off the pitch I dont know what is..... He was.... ah **** it this is so bad!

 

This.

This is PSG-wannabe Sissoko vs.......Geoff Cameron. Geoff won. Easily.

 

I'd take a 0-0 draw right now. This game screams a scrappy stoke winner.

 

Yayyyyy HT! Only 45 minutes more of my life to be wasted tonight.

Imagine if Johnson got sentenced to watching us for 6 years. Even I'd take jail.

 

I honestly dont know why i am watching this.

 

We're out of the drop zone as it stands boys. Still a **** game, but maybe that was the plan- desperate times call for desperate defensive measures

 

Are you dennis wise?

 

Good job Elliot is awake. Sissoko is just pants and Mitrovic needs to get a grip, time to open the Bushmills no matter what.

 

I'd agree to this, IF we'd shown some real interest in defending with intensity - you can hold lines and be tough to break down, but we've just been standing off and Stoke have been a bit crap!!

I'm going to hold my breath here and think the second half will see a complete change in intensity as we take the pressure up a notch......ahhh, wtf am I saying, this has 2-0 Stoke written all over it.

 

It seems that way, not quite sure how it happened.

 

Still dreaming of these glorious heights



Actually, no I'm not. I'm in a constant state of panic and far too nervous to be dreaming

 

I can't get either of the above streams to work. Anyone think we've a chance at getting a win?

 

More chance of that pig turning into a dog... oh wait!

 

Hey babe

 

Me. You never can tell and you never really know.

 

Chucky...

 

So we've basically gone to Spain to learn how to play anti-football.