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Board Meltdowns

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle Is A Gob, Oct 7, 2014.

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Which board kicks off first?

  1. Liverpool

  2. Man Utd

  3. Swans

  4. Saints

  5. Hull

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    What happens at the point ot "ultimate **** up"? Does he explode or something?
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    What was that you were saying about insisting on walking into these things ? <laugh>

    One quote, two wum **** ups :)
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Let's see :) He'll probably claim he ****ed up on purpose as a wind up .....
     
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  4. <doh>
    Is that it?

    HIAG was clearly referencing the whole "Harvard University don" thing, and ripping the piss through self-parody, as is clear from the sentence above.

    You really have fcuked it up this time!
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Au Contraire HIAG

    You called wum **** up and it's blown up in your face once again.
    I even gave you a chance to backtrack before you walked straight into it
    :)
     
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  6. Backtrack from what? An obvious piss-take?

    This is extremely desperate stuff, Pixie, even for by your standards!
     
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  7. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Coastal retreat <laugh>

    Off to the States to give a lecture <laugh>

    What on mate, wum **** ups on the net?

    Personality disorders?

    Low self esteem that drives the need for a fictional persona?
     
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  8. I know it doesn't suit your wum-agenda to comprehend the actual truth, but the entire "Harvard University lecture" bollocks was invented by a very poor wumster (probably Pixie), who was using hyperbole to take the piss out of the fact that, as a student, I did a University exchange trip to Harvard (that's where we go to their place, and they come to ours, for a week or so).

    In other words, you are taking the piss - as I have been - out of Pixie, not me.

    But, since your intention was to take the piss out of me, it's clear that you have Royally fcuked it up! Oh, dear! Another epic wum-fail.
     
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  9. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Only he was quoting YOUR post, and therefore your words.......

    I know they must embarrass you, and are obviously not true.....but you typed them pal.

    Therefore the shame is all yours x
     
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  10. <doh>
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Oh you know, the bit where you claimed you didn't ever say 'jetting off to the states' right before I posted the quote where you said it.
    :)
     
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  12. You mean the bit after the bit where I said that I was at my coastal retreat, and before I went on to make a comment that was clearly a piss-take?
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG has tried many different excuses to try and hide his wum **** ups.

    Denial, editing out the mistakes, claiming he did it on purpose, blaming a ventriloquist dummy etc.

    All increasingly more desperate and pathetic with each time.
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You mean the coastal retreat that you posted from to tell us it had no internet connection <laugh> your wum **** up on this had just been exposed mate. Carry on digging that hole :)
     
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  15. Link, please.

    I will give you 24 hours before calling another WFU on your already very sorry ass.
     
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  16. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    HIAG's coastal retreat

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  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I know he's been owned here, but I doubt it'll lead to anything that drastic mate....
     
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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    It's how I feel Tobes.

    Considering my cock is bigger.
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> **** me you like digging that hole for yourself.

    you called wum **** up and I immediately owned you by quoting your comment. You now want to foolishly call wum **** up again ?

    I'm giving you a chance to back down before you make an arse of yourself again HIAG. Will you accept it or do you want me to carry on ?
     
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