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Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Aug 20, 2013.

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I'm a few days too late with this but did any of you hear what one of the guys on the stag party that had to land in Berlin the other day said? "I don't care if the plane crashes, I've got a helicopter", as he was swinging his genitalia around. Oh how I laughed when I read that, I really did. Even a few days later I still get a picture of him swinging his member around playing helicopters with it.
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    :huh:
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 2, 2016
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    :huh:
     
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    Horrified passenger claims a drunken reveller stood up and declared: " I don’t care if we crash, I have a helicopter" as he span his private parts in a circle
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Yeah we understood.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I thought I would clarify it just in case. Still funny though, so at least give me a sympathy laugh.
     
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    monacoger, Mar 2, 2016
  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Don't think it warrants one tbh m8 imho.
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 2, 2016
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    **** you
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    It wasn't one of your own which should be a comfort to you.
     
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  11. Patience

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    Kill yourself, Iain.
     
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    Hey Nicky, how are tricks, pal?
     
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    Alright, mate! How're you keeping? What about Patience an da boi?
     
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    They are fine thanks, they should be back in from the fields just after sundown.
     
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    That cotton won't pick itself.
     
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    Watched Django last night on ****lix.

    Was pretty decent I thought

    Up the ETA
     
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    Thank you for explaining my already easy to understand, made up joke<ok>
     
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    i watched this at the weekend.

    i agree with ur vyoos.
     
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    Could have been Paddy fields.
     
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  20. Ciaran

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    Or tobacco plantations.

    Mono is have a right 'mare today.
     
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