Off Topic Happy Birthday

He has shown her in recent photos. She is in her forties now and he is 77.

 

What is it with the ****ing steak knives anyway? I've asked this before.

Happy! If you know about the steak knife thing, you should tell me now.

A jokes a joke...oh wait....

 

Link?

 

If you know, you know.

If you don't, you're Kemps.

 

RTFF or send him a PM.
I use a mobile for internet access.

 

Spot on OLM - the first letters of the first 6 words of the original post say it all.
There are a huge number of posters on these boards who's day is not complete unless they can find a fault in someone's post so I gave them something so they could settle themselves back in their chairs with a smug smile on their faces.
No cigars or steak knives, sorry.

 

This on George Orwell's birthday (yes, I know it's June):

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/...eorge-orwells-birthday-by-adorning#.kn4O94MLR

 

I like that - it appeals to my warped sense of humour.

 

Mine, too.