I used to trade sports memorabilia. There's no market in the modern kit anymore as there's too much of it around. That framed shirt has negligible value unfortunately. Given you said you "won" it, I suspect you mean you paid for it. You've almost certainly done your money as it will have frame plus shirt value, around £100 at best. You should have sold it in 2003 when Jason won the World Cup (Carling's signature isn't worth much at all). You don't care though as you're loaded.
I believe he owns the framed shirt. There was a pretty big market to sell signed crap to daft private school boys in the late 90's and early 00's. Most of the shirts aren't originals and were plucked from the club shop (HIAG's won't be obviously, both Jason and Carling will have worn it!). Most of it is worthless today.
HIAG also 'owns' a signed picture of Jimmy Greaves making his Spurs debut in 1959 when he was still playing for Chelsea ...
Anyway, I think I agree with Hiag today. Merson, for all the **** he spouts, actually just said what most Arsenal fans wish, but darent say, incase it goes tits up if Wenger left due to fan pressure.
I've got a piece of buffalo hide signed by Ghengis Khan. He gave it to me before he signed for Derby County in 1216
That's a coincidence! I've got a bottle of bitter signed by Mourinho, Ancelotti, AVB, RDM, Scolari, Ranieri and Grant. For some reason Mourinho signed it twice.
I paid £180 for it, if I recall correctly. I said I don't follow rugby, well, that's not quite true. HIAG doesn't, but the ventriloquist does. He used to get out to Twickenham quite a lot, a decade ago; now, it's not so easy. The vent bid on the shirt because they are his team. Yes, I know, Stan, but that isn't important right now.
To be fair it's obvious that you're really into the rugger old chap. Whether it's the ventriloquist or the dummy posting, there's no doubting you're a bit of a Tim Nice But Dim.
That's true, Stan. I am far cleverer than the vent. If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't be able to wipe his own arse.
I believe it was an Asian water Buffalo, but it could have been from a Bison, as I believe Gheng (That was the name I knew him by) jetted off to the states before he returned to his birthplace in Derby, to sign for his boyhood club.
Actually, that is probably quite correct. HIAG is a multi-layered character, one operated by a dummy who, itself, is ultimately operated by a genius. That's very astute of you, Pixie. Well done.
I know. Very intuitive. You accept that you have been ripped to shreds by a dummy that, itself, is being operated by a dummy! Perhaps, now, it will be universally accepted that the ventriloquist behind all of this is a Wum Master of the Highest Order. I believe that there can be no doubting that, now. I am not merely just a "naughty boy" as G4E almost claimed I was.
