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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SleepySpecialK, Jul 26, 2011.

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  1. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    You don't need to go faster than the speed of light. That's what wormholes are for.

    Bendy universe.
     
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    Icarus gave it a decent go but the silly sod flew too close to the sun and ended up being fried. It's a great shame really because if he'd got it right we'd all save a bloody fortune on air fares. Mind you there would be a biit of a poroblem with the old weekend flyers I guess.
     
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    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
     
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    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
     
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    There's no really tall buildings on Jupiter. FACT !
     
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    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
     
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    Hey you, I do the animal facts of the day about here. GTF.

    Lucky pigs.
     
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    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
     
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    That's because Lions don't get married.
     
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    Very true
     
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    How the **** do you know? Have you been there?
     
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    Tuna are more closely related to Human Beings than they are to Sharks. <ok>
     
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    True. There is no such thing as a fish.
     
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    Indeed.
     
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    <whistle>
     
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    Your educational website

    I'm a really honest bloke ok -trust me. (I will send you my credentials to prove this*). Send me all you passwords and usernames OK? Cool.

    Trusty person
     
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    Where the **** is " the county of Ross" anyway. You up in Fife? I'll be up there in a few weeks time and thought we might get together for a bum if you're close by.
     
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    How pleasant. <ok>
     
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    This thread disgusts me, wheres the racism, necrophilia, dead celebrity jokes, all we have here are discussions about fluid dynamics and terminal velocity.
     
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    **** you ******-lips.

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    Amy Winehouse approaches the gates of Heaven and is at the back of a massive queue. St. Peter sees her and beckons her to the front. "Am I getting special treatment because I'm famous!?" she asks. St. Peter replies, "No, we're still waiting for a Norwegian translator for this lot!"
     
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