"Wenger should be sacked!" - Arsenal legend Merson

Yours would make for a far funnier read.

 

All joking aside, and returning to the topic...

Does anyone else think that everything could implode for Arsenal, at the end of this season?

 

I think Wenger may walk.

 

I don't care tbh perfectly honest with ya haig chap, I'm just here to laugh at your 7013th wum **** up this week

 

If I'm reading you correctly, Sucky, what you're saying is that, yes, you applaud "invincible" Merson for his brave yet timely outburst against Wenger's dinosaur style of management.

 

You read between the lines very well haig, that's exactly what I meant.

 

Which one(s) is your favourite ?

 

A recent favourite of mine was where you tried to impress people by pretending to own an expensive suit, but you couldn't even get the name of the tailor right.


An absolute epic fail! One of your best, and there have been a lot, recently, as we all know.

Lads, which one of Pixie's many wum fcuk-ups has been your favourite?

 

I own an Ozwald Boateng suit, it was my wedding suit, so I'll always hang on to that one.
As a pedant who ****s up his own pedantry, you are in no position to be talking about spelling.

You are in even less of a position to be accusing me of wum ****s ups, you are guaranteed to make them on the daily.

 

Desperate attempt to try and divert attention away from your latest 'Merson the invincible' wum **** up,
but everybody read it (and ripped the piss out of you for it)

 

Come off it, Pixie! You made three classic wum-fcuk-ups in a row, on the weekend. Beauties, they were, too!

The one where you were creaming your pants about us going 0 - 1 down to Palace, before we crippled them 2 -1, just as Arsenal lost 3 - 2 to United's youth side, that was side-splittingly hilarious. I'm due in to the cock clinic next Friday to have the stitches removed, so please try not to make any more howlers before then.

 

Desperate times HIAG. Me mentioning you being 0-1 down was simply me asking if you'd got that message on your phone.

You're doing nothing to divert attention away from your monumental Merson wum **** up

 

My "Merson" thread has opened a can of worms for your club, which is why you are so desperate to divert attention away from it. No one is buying it, though, Pixie.

 

Spurs played Swansea at the weekend.

You lost to Palace in the cup a few days previous to that.

 

I'm not trying to divert attention away from it at all you simpleton I'm drawing attention to it because you've made such a monumental **** up.

 

Exactly.

 

Fair play fella, another example of your classic wumming by getting almost everything wrong.

Which rugby forum do you post on?

 

I think this thread can best be surmised so far by this now infamous comment from HIAG

 

I don't follow rugby. Although, I do have a framed Harlequins shirt signed by the squad from around 2001, sitting in my garage. I "won" at a charity auction, during a sports dinner. It's got a few famous signatures on it, including Will Carling and Jason Leonard, among others.

 

HIAG's only foray into the world of Rugby is being abused by Rupert in the scrum and then again in the showers after the game.