The Leap Day Scam

Now that I am no longer self employed and instead work for someone else it's occurred to me that today I've essentially worked for nowt

 

Has it **** you just stole this pish from the Internet

 

Word on the street is that Tina's on her way round to propose. Congratulations.

 

Don't think I'm paying any more in mortgage or council tax this month, so in a way it's a free day.

 

I will charge my usual daily rate.

 

Everybody steals everything from the Internet. You probably believe Monica makes stuff up himself.

 

Good point

 

Who is monica?

 

Nobody. I made him up myself.

 

not strictly true, your mortgage interest is calculated daily so you are in fact paying for an extra day on your mortgage

 

Right. That's it. Let the revolt begin. We'll send the LYT in first to soften up the Government troops.