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Someone asked me tonight to comment on a lighthearted debate about whether the word "scone", should be pronounced so that it rhymes with "cone" or with, "con". I replied 40 minutes later with this : I walked into the bakery, And stood there right in front of me, Was a jolly baker, loud and round, Who made an announcement for the crowd. He said , "Hello there friend. As a new patron, I will give you title to the ground we stand on,", "If you can eat my giant scone, Without your weight increasing half a stone". I eyed the huge pattiserie, and said, "please give me a cup of tea", I ate and ate and ate like damn, But didn't put on a single gram. The baker looked in disbelief, As the pastry disappeared, As the final crumbs went in my mouth, shocked customers all cheered. The baker said, "How did you do that ? you're no fatter than when you came in" "Yet my giant pastry has all gone". I eyed the baker and said, "Well Sir, I guess I win", "Because I only ate a scone". # feeling quite pleased with myself
That was someone else, and someone else's 'old lady'. Neither my 'old lady' nor theirs are sitting next to me.
was pumping this quality wee bit of gear on a regular basis a couple of years back, she moved to london to do some modelling work and i got a text from her yesterday to say she was back home so i said to her come round mine to see the flat (i wasnt in my flat when i was pumping her) and she was like ooh ok i'll bring you a flat warming gift, i was like kerching expecting her to come along wearing a saucy wee nurse outfit and bring handcuffs and that, well do u know what it was? a f*cking yankee candle ragin man
Savage for the bold Scan. Keep your chins up, big man. The LYT's Easter Shagger Tour and Eccie Consignment Networking Trip of Amsterdam is in 4 weeks, so stay positive.
I just wondered that's all. He clearly wanted to shoehorn in a boast somewhere that he was once seeing a girl who did, "some modelling work". I was just curious as to why he chose this thread to make the boast on. Btw, is that actually him in his picture ? lol.
its MY thread and i'll do whatever the f*ck i please you find my pic funny? coming from the c*nt who doesnt even HAVE one! hey guys, this c*nt doesn't even have an avatar! lolololololol
