I bestride this thread like a tyrant. Mousers live in fear of my quips. One word from me and their carefully constructed worlds come a-tumbling down. It is important that I do not abuse this power and use it only for good. My wums, on this thread, are akin to medicine - Mousers might not like them, but they know that they have to take them if they are to have any hope of getting better.
Jurgen Klopp has warned Liverpool fans he "is no David Copperfield" and has no magic formula to change the club's fortunes. (Guardian) He's bottled it already - getting his excuses in before the inevitable walk of shame.
That's harsh on us all, Dan. If we didn't have that delusional bunch to take the piss out of, we'd all be bored!
They won't get past United. They never do. And even if they did, they'd be by far the worst team in the quarter finals.
Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp will be given £100m to spend to turn Liverpool into title contenders.(Sun on Sunday) ...on top of the £200 million that was given to Rodgers to turn 'Pool into title contenders.
Palace 1 v 1 'Pool 'Pool down to 10 men, but score an equalizer. If they can cling on for a point, that would be a massive result for them. Think Klipperty would be more than justified in getting the players to line up and take a pantomime bow, if they can get a draw, here.
Credit to 'Pool, they did what we couldn't do - kill off a weaker side even though they were reduced to 10 men. I think they can definitely win the title this season, now.