So our Toon starlets make their way down to the potteries looking to build on a successful away d.... oh wait...... Our lot will take top billing as Stoke tear us a new one. Apparently Stoke are heralding our arrival like this: please log in to view this image Why wait for a circus to roll into town when NUFC rock up once a year.... well until next year...... We will get beat and beat bad..... 3-0
This is reminiscent of one of Alberts efforts. Reckon we will be raring to go and will Win 3-1. Mitrovic, Shearer and Riviere.
Potentially our back four could be - Colback---Dummett---Saylor--Janmaat **** me that's the worst back four I've seen. In fact, McClaren will likely play a back 5.
You know, I was going through the squad and thinking what our best back 4 would be and I reluctantly decided on 3 out of those 4. I would only have Mmemba in for Saylor if only he was fit. If we start with the 4 you have listed above I think we could actually have a chance. Seriously.
This back four has to be the worst ever fielded by Newcastle, if it is the starting 4 on wednesday. Shows what progress we've made...
If we get that I'll do a new unveiling. Is a pair of white John Travolta Saturday Night Fever pants. Deal.
I have, usual candidates. Its a grim list. DPP - he thinks Haidara is a footballer with potential. Penfold - This crazy old bastard will just switch his vote once he knows the result anyway. Heed - Has been on prozac since 1992. Isn't even depressed so he's just a happy clapping lunatic. Jakarta - this is what happen in the throes of passion as he delivers it up some asian hooker, slapping her tight ass with one hand, voting with the other
0-0 Wet Wednesday night in Stoke. I would snap my own hand off for a draw, if results go our way we will be out the R Zone! Then we will be looking at a winable home fixture against Bournemouth! I find myself getting very concerned with what's going on with teams around us. Hoping for a palace win against the Mackems, but palace are in a right state!
Has anyone else noticed their mood has drastically improved over the last 10 days or so? Think we'll loose and Steve will say "it's not been easy with such a break, the players look rusty today, now we need to work for the next game..."