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Match Day Thread Stoke v NUFC - another half arsed attempt at a match thread...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 28, 2016.

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What will the result be?

Poll closed Mar 2, 2016.
  1. Stoke Win

    55.6%
  2. Draw

    22.2%
  3. NUFC win

    22.2%
  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    So our Toon starlets make their way down to the potteries looking to build on a successful away d.... oh wait......


    Our lot will take top billing as Stoke tear us a new one.


    Apparently Stoke are heralding our arrival like this:

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    Why wait for a circus to roll into town when NUFC rock up once a year.... well until next year......

    We will get beat and beat bad.....

    3-0
     
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  2. JakartaToon

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    This is reminiscent of one of Alberts efforts. Reckon we will be raring to go and will lose 2-0.
     
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  3. JakartaToon

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    This is reminiscent of one of Alberts efforts. Reckon we will be raring to go and will Win 3-1. Mitrovic, Shearer and Riviere.
     
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  4. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Potentially our back four could be -

    Colback---Dummett---Saylor--Janmaat

    **** me that's the worst back four I've seen. In fact, McClaren will likely play a back 5.
     
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  5. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to be there unfortuantely.it is not going to be pretty. I'm going for 4-0 Stoke
     
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  6. anyobrien

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    lump on stoke can't fail to get something back from this game
     
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Following the results today if we win 11-0 we could go up to 16th.

    <cheers>
     
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  8. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Just cannot see us getting anything from this one, except a beating of course.
     
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  9. General Lee Speaking

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    You know, I was going through the squad and thinking what our best back 4 would be and I reluctantly decided on 3 out of those 4. I would only have Mmemba in for Saylor if only he was fit. If we start with the 4 you have listed above I think we could actually have a chance. Seriously.
     
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  10. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    This back four has to be the worst ever fielded by Newcastle, if it is the starting 4 on wednesday.

    Shows what progress we've made...
     
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  11. Heed

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    2 - 1 Win
     
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  12. General Lee Speaking

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    I think Colo may be carted out even if he not 100% fit so that back 4 just got even worse :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    If we get that I'll do a new unveiling.
    Is a pair of white John Travolta Saturday Night Fever pants.
    Deal.
     
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  14. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Deal done for next week...
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    4-1 to Stoke

    Which crazy bastardos have joined Heed in going for a win. Come on be sensible.
     
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  16. JakartaToon

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    Just check the voting - I am not going to admit openly to being certifiable.
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>

    I have, usual candidates. Its a grim list.

    DPP - he thinks Haidara is a footballer with potential.
    Penfold - This crazy old bastard will just switch his vote once he knows the result anyway.
    Heed - Has been on prozac since 1992. Isn't even depressed so he's just a happy clapping lunatic.
    Jakarta - this is what happen in the throes of passion as he delivers it up some asian hooker, slapping her tight ass with one hand, voting with the other
     
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  18. Toon_Man_Sam1

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    0-0 Wet Wednesday night in Stoke.

    I would snap my own hand off for a draw, if results go our way we will be out the R Zone! Then we will be looking at a winable home fixture against Bournemouth!

    I find myself getting very concerned with what's going on with teams around us. Hoping for a palace win against the Mackems, but palace are in a right state!
     
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  19. xtal

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    Has anyone else noticed their mood has drastically improved over the last 10 days or so?

    Think we'll loose and Steve will say "it's not been easy with such a break, the players look rusty today, now we need to work for the next game..."
     
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  20. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    McClaren will probably blame Port Vale FC if we lose.
     
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