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Pundits who get on your tits

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    I'll start the ball rolling....

    Merson.

    He's a confirmed drug addict, gambling addict and alcoholic so with a brain which will have been damaged surely by all that substance abuse how can TV companies look to employ someone like this as an informed 'pundit'.
    I can only assume it's for a comedic value... or of course to get you and I making threads and talking about it....
     
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  2. Consett Mag

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    Steve Macmanamen. So up his own backside he's unreal. Has he a friend in football? Doubt it.
     
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  3. leez

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    there are loads for me .. alan smith just so boring def not neutral either , dont know if you s have noticed the arsenal links allover bskyb so unprofessional

    henry thinks hes god .when all he is a cheat
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Michael Owen. Uttetr ****.
     
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  5. JakartaToon

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    Captain Chaos
     
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  6. General Lee Speaking

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    All of them, I think.

    Whoever the **** at the BBC was responsible for inflicting Mark Lawrenson on the general public for the last 20 years wants shooting with ****e.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    They pretty much all add nothing. There's a reason they take the easy scripted job, and fans of ****ing Gary Neville can see what I mean now. Not a brain cell between them.
     
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  8. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Merson
    Savage
    Owen
    Souness
    Henry
    Carragher
    Redknapp X 2
    Oh pretty much all of them to be honest, except Jeff Stelling x
     
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  9. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    I think Jenas is okay as a pundit, although a don't think he's had long enough for me to really build up a deep hatred yet. <laugh>

    Agree with GLITF, Jeff Stelling is great and you'd have to throw in Kammy too thinking about it for comedy value. Going through the Soccer Saturday team on Sky, I don't mind Le Tissier actually (which is strange considering how much I hated him as a player) but Merson and Charlie Nicholas talk utter ****e.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I did like Neville mind.
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Does No Chance know? You used to say such nice things about him.

    :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Not our Neville. That one's a thundercunt.

    The ex Man Utd fullback lol
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

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    I'm sure this will be a popular choice here, Niall ****ing Quinn. The worst of the lot for me, absolute **** flapper, non-stop bum chutney from the minute the cameras start rolling. He never actually says anything it's just ****ing irrelevant whiff.

    He's an Irish Lawrenson, so that makes him worse than Lawrenson, just.
     
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  14. General Lee Speaking

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    The thing that bothers me most about Quinn is that he repeatedly chosen to commentate on the north-east derbies. I mean what the actual ****? How about some neutrality?
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I noticed that a couple of years ago, that he was on one of your derbies.

    I just think he's so ridiculous it's unbearable, nothing he ever says is remotely interesting. I just caught his post-match analysis of the cup final, he just talked about Mignolet becoming a man. WTF? Just drunken ramblings.
     
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  16. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Maybe, they should have just have bland ****ers on who all sound the same.
    Niall Quinn probably the best out there.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Gazza would be a good pundit.
    I'll give him a nudge when I see him down the three bulls.
     
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    Good shout, I think Paul would provide good insight and would be good craic, from my experience...<ok>
     
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    Stan Collymore................................ what a ****ing bell end!!!

    Not even as a pundit as such..................... just a bell end in general.
     
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  20. Craig Burley! Fortunately, BT Sports didn't take him on when they took the games from Setanta.

    Michael Owen, Phil Neville, Robbie Savage, Chris Waddle, Ray Wilkins, Steve Mcmanaman, Jamie Redknapp, Paul Scholes, etc. They're all ****ing ****e!
     
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