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The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. I bestride this thread like a tyrant. Mousers live in fear of my quips. One word from me and their carefully constructed worlds come a-tumbling down.

    It is important that I do not abuse this power and use it only for good. My wums, on this thread, are akin to medicine - Mousers might not like them, but they know that they have to take them if they are to have any hope of getting better.
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

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    It's spelt 'truant' <doh>
     
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  3. :bandit:

    Unless you mean actual scousers, in which case it's just Tobes <whistle>
     
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  4. Jurgen Klopp has warned Liverpool fans he "is no David Copperfield" and has no magic formula to change the club's fortunes. (Guardian)

    He's bottled it already - getting his excuses in before the inevitable walk of shame.
     
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    Magician are ya? Well, ****in disappear!...
     
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    And take the club with him.
     
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  7. NSIS

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    That's harsh on us all, Dan. If we didn't have that delusional bunch to take the piss out of, we'd all be bored!
     
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  8. 'Pool's season is, effectively, over.

    Discuss.
     
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  9. Arsenal87

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    Europa Legue.
     
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  10. They won't get past United. They never do.

    And even if they did, they'd be by far the worst team in the quarter finals.
     
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  11. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    headlines?

    Klopp drops cup in kop spot-kick flop
     
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  12. That should go in my Klopp headlines thread, Ern.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    Indeed, I am terrified.
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    We'll beat Utd and go on to win it. #fact

    #dodgyfactthatmaynothappen
     
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  16. Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp will be given £100m to spend to turn Liverpool into title contenders.(Sun on Sunday)

    ...on top of the £200 million that was given to Rodgers to turn 'Pool into title contenders.
     
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  17. Palace 1 v 1 'Pool

    'Pool down to 10 men, but score an equalizer. If they can cling on for a point, that would be a massive result for them.

    Think Klipperty would be more than justified in getting the players to line up and take a pantomime bow, if they can get a draw, here.
     
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  18. Spurlock

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    Diving, cheating, begging.....
     
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  19. <applause>
    Credit to 'Pool, they did what we couldn't do - kill off a weaker side even though they were reduced to 10 men.

    I think they can definitely win the title this season, now.
     
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  20. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Liverpool had 10 men, not Palace. You can't get anything right, can you?
     
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