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UTD V Dippers in the Europa cup NOT a matchday thread

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by HRH Custard VC, Feb 26, 2016.

  1. Sweats

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    Hadn't picked up on the reference to be honest. Thought it was a genuine piss take of your free flowing attacking football where you draw most games.

    Where the **** was I referring to a disaster in my post you weirdo?

    As to Astro it went to a vote to everyone on the forum and we collectively binned him. For all the reasons everyone has repeatedly stated.

    I have no desire to ban you as I enjoy you coming on here and embarrassing yourself whilst half cut. It's genuinely funny.

    There are no other people banned from this board.
     
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  2. Stan

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    Astro was banned because he's a tedious ****. If you Dippers choose to take comfort in the tedious **** crap that he posts whilst embarrassing yourselves by heralding him as some kind of a hero then that's your choice but making a tedious **** your leader is one of the many reasons why, as a collective, you are the most ridiculed set of fans across this forum. I'm not surprised that, despite the unprecedented volume of posts on the Dipper board (mostly whining about the world being unfair), most Dipper posters rarely venture outside of their own board. It's frightening on the outside as people point and laugh!
     
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  3. Chief

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    That's because you don't have a disaster reference radar.
    This was patented by Donga and pretty much rolled out across the board. It also has an excuse for everything mode.

    If they spent less time using it they'd be far happier.

    Sisu is also banned, with good reason. He's a vile ****.
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

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    Kloppers is running scared of UTD, he knows his has a very small chance of winning
     
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  5. Style

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    6 pages and the game has barely been talked about, why do we let morons ruin the thread?
     
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  6. Sweats

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    This isn't the match thread... After my sterling thread of us scoring more goals in one game than we have in 10 matches combined I shall create a majestic officially official match day thread.
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

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    You'd have to ban half the United board if you didn't want that happening though :bandit:
     
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  8. Stan

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    That wasn't an obvious comment to make at all. It was really original, incisive and witty. Full marks.
     
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  9. Stan

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    You're not allowed to say Sterling, it makes the Dippers angry. Some of them want him to do his cruciate but not because they're bitter.
     
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  10. Tobes

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    Apparently the request to move the game to an 8 pm KO isn't right because it'd be favouring United because no one gave a **** that they played at 6 pm in the last round.....as did you like....

    They're in full bitterness mode, the BBC Salford thread is taking a hammering as well.
     
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  11. Skylarker

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    You're probably right on the money there <laugh>

    I expect a frustrating game tbh.
     
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  12. Skylarker

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    You shouldn't generalise Stan <ok>

    Name the ****ers.
     
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  13. Stan

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    I'm too angry to name anyone as I am part of an angry bunch of United fans. You'd have to ask In Biscan We Trust. He's calm enough to tell you.
     
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  14. Skylarker

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    I take it I've missed an 'episode' on our board recently? <laugh>
     
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  15. Tobes

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    Have they banned you mate?
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    All this Astro is your 'leader' stuff is all going right over my head. I'm not sure how anyone can be a leader on a forum? I'm not even sure what you're talking about tbh. Odd.

    Who's the leader here out of interest? If it goes to a vote I'm going with @HRH Eatcustard the 20th
     
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  17. Stan

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    Nope although Paige has campaigned hard for me to be banned for using the word Dipper on the United and PL boards. I rarely post on there now as it just got too tedious reading their woe is me, the world is against us, why is everyone so jealous of us because we're such a special club bullshit. The BBC Salford thread is magic though.

    I was referencing one of their duller posters who, in this thread, made a comment about how United fans are such an angry bunch. He's such a calm, albeit witless and unoriginal, soul that he wished a cruciate injury on Sterling because the lad decided to move to a big club.

    Dumb plastic Dipper.
     
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  18. Stan

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    matth posts **** and everyone takes the piss out of him. Astro posts ****, someone takes the piss out of him and a swarm of Dippers rush to defend him. They've even sent a drunk over here to demand his reinstatement on the United board.
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

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    I am the supreme commander here

    Hail the Custard!!!!
     
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  20. Skylarker

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    I probably missed everyone swarming to defend him then, I know I certainly wouldn't. I personally wouldn't swarm to defend anyone on a forum, that's just dumb.

    The Dr just got on his soap box, nothing more than that. It's easily done after a bottle of rum <whistle>


    I'm not sure about the Matth comment. Matth is brilliant, shame he doesn't post as much anymore!!
     
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