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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Tobes

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    Smash them both and see what happens

    The fitty might be a gash shag or have a Yorkshire terrier down her draws
     
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  2. Garlic Klopp

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    Thank you Marjorie Proops
     
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    Must be desperate asking for relationship advice on here......:)
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

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    There's always going to be one you prefer being with to the other. You might as well just be with the one you like best. No point splitting your time between them if one doesn't measure up.

    Pick the one with the biggest boobs.
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Keep em both on the hook as long as possible. Don't think about it too much and deffo don't be thinking about getting official with either, that's the female's job. When one of them starts to bring it up - never bring it up yourself - then you have to make a decision ...

    1. Commit (especially if you're feelin it)
    2. Commit and keep seeing other one anyway (not nice but possible as they are strangers)
    3. Tell one pushing for commitment thanks but no thanks (especially if you're on the fence) and go with other with no guarantee of snagging her, unless she is also bringing up commitment

    In the meantime be shagging the absolute **** out of both of them every which way you like and enjoying the ride so you'll have no regrets when it's not there anymore
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Anybods watching the boxinho or the UFC tonight ??
     
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  7. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    listening on radio, not a massive boxing fan but like listening to big fights on the radio! Think it reminds me of when my mum used to do the same when I was little

    Ive bet on Frampton to win tonight
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    The ref's ****ed up here in the UFC fight, Bisping's mouthguard fell out towards the end of the last round, he was wanting it back and kept looking at it on the canvas, he looked away for it up against the cage and Silva landed a big flying knee right in his face as he did so and opened up a nasty cut. Then the bell immediately went for end of round as Bisping was down and dazed. Silva thought he had it won and was up on top celebrating but the officials were saying it's not over.

    Ref should've pulled them apart, so Bisping could put the guard back, in then restart it. Really ****ing stupid. Bisping is at a disadvantage now having had some good momentum and being on top for a bit, knocking Silva down with a good left.
     
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  9. saintanton

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    If he doesn't he'll have to eat Humble Pie. <whistle>
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Get the UFC bout on lads, got both on and the UFC is better and more interesting right now and coming to the conclusion
     
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  11. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Bisping is bleeding like **** here

    Final round starting
     
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  12. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    From the build up you mean?

    Yeahthese big gobbed fighters have toback it up
     
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  13. saintanton

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    Nah.
    I'm not a fan of blood sports of any type.
    I was trying to make a weak joke around the name. Peter Frampton of Humble Pie. Thought you being a bit of a muso you might get it, but maybe before your time. <ok>
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Interesting. Bisping v Silva is over. Going to judges. Not sure which way this is going. Thinking Silva but only just
     
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  15. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    ****ing hell lad. Make yourself useful and go and get the fight fans some scoops and some jaegerbombs from the bar
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Oooooooof. Bisping has ****ing got it on a 48-47 unanimous decision. Deserved that.
     
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  17. saintanton

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    Get yer a shandy.
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Cheapskate
     
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  19. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Not a weak joke, been a long stressful week for various reasons so im slower than normal, im on rewind! Drained me of my several brain cells I was relying on

    Thank God we have a final to look forward to! Got family coming up tom and heading to the pub which will be good. My daughters first live game (in the pub :emoticon-0178-rock:) which shes excited about

    As am I. Nice to be in a final again :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Quigg v Frampton hotting up now
     
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