Come off it! I've ripped you an G4E new ones, this evening. I'm playing a blinder, and you know it. G4E's had a right meltdown, and I wasn't even breaking sweat! You're having a meltdown, too, and desperately trying (and failing miserably) to hide it behind a wall of faux nonchalance.
You know the actor, Sasha Cohen, right? He's a real person, but he has many alter egos, some more successful than others, right? Well, the person behind HIAG is a real person. HIAG is one of his alter egos. To have a pop at HIAG would be akin to get mad at Nobby Butcher for being a twat. Relax, Pixie. I'm not real, mate. Just go with the flow.
I've no doubt you feel the need to create a persona to try and hide your real character, but seriously, that HIAG one is a ****ing laughing stock mate.
My genius is that you think he's real. It's like telling the ventriloquist's dummy to "fcuk off" when the ventriloquist tells you you're a twat.
To be fair, I think you'll find that most of my comments are me telling you that you talk a load of bollocks.
Your alter egos are just all a bit **** mate to be honest. That coupled with having the need to create them in the first place, it's all a bit sad and needy.
None of us have to do anything, apart from breathe and drink water, Pixie. Everything else is vanity, mate.
You obviously feel the need to create a persona on here, presumably because there's something lacking in your real life. The trouble is, the one you've created on here is a bit of a bellend
You're mistaking hurt for ridicule mate. That was some confession from you that all of your Lawyer, Rock God, Cambridge, nonsense is just an imaginary alter ego. To be fair though, everybody on this site sussed that out from the fist minute
You're doing a creditable job of trying to distract attention away from your two epic wum fcuk-ups today, and your team's bottling today against United's U12s, Pixie. I'll give you maximum points for effort.
