I assume he's got a massive ringpiece and a strong jaw. That's what £15k a year at boarding school prepares you for.
.. in fairness he has probably been the victim of predictive text ... I suspect he actually typed 'been dealt an acorn' ...
I can see, now, that my quip - whilst intended to highlight, yet again, my out-sized tool and devilish good-looks - has probably back-fired. This is a new experience for me, as that never happens.
To be fair, it was more a case of over-wumming. It's a classic mistake, usually the kind of thing a wum-novice will fall for, but which can catch a Wum Master cold, too. Like all the top wumsters, I have made a note.
Spurs need to prepare if they still want Berahino there's going to be extra money required to purchase his ever expanding arse, here's a chubby ****er. Not exactly keeping himself in shape.
It never was about whether we would buy Berry, rather that we could if we wanted to, and at the price that Levy was prepared to pay, not what Peace wanted Levy to pay. My general feeling is that Berry hasn't done himself any favours, to the extent that I'm not bothered whether we get him or not. If we make the CL next season, we'll have the money and the pulling power to get someone far, far better.
'On Strike' forward Berahino scored for WBA again today The Baggies forward, who apologised on Friday for his strike threat earlier in the season, scored a cushioned volley from Stephane Sessegnon's pass. West Brom striker Saido Berahino says he regrets threatening to go on strike and has apologised to the club and its supporters. "It is something I look back on and really regret. I should never have said that. I am human. I make mistakes. I hold my hands up and I say it was a mistake from me. I just apologise to all the fans out there that have always supported me and also the club that has always believed in me."
Yes, that is an interesting news item, Pixie. It can be read one of two ways, I suppose. First way Berahino knows that he'll be coming to us in the Summer, so he's putting a shift in to help keep the Baggies up, and so not burn his bridges with the fans. Plus, I'm sure that Levy/Poch would have been texting him about his weight and fitness, and telling him to buckle down. Second way Levy has seen what Poch has done with the squad and thought to himself, "no way do I want that fat bell-end in the squad," has has found himself a far better option (there have been several links to strikers, over the past few weeks), and Berry knows that he had better stop biting the hand that is going to be feeding him over the next couple of seasons. I'm happy either way.
The way I read it was that you had made a complete **** up saying that Spurs would compensate him for his strike action
