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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by afcftw, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm sure that biro mark where they've changed the 's' to a 'z' is authentic <whistle>
     
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  2. Just seen this...

    What a spectacular "owning!"

    In reality, the most expensive suit Pixie's ever worn is one made by Mr Buy Right, and he borrowed that one.
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    What a desperately poor attempt at a comeback. Must try harder HIAG.
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    It was Mr Byrite you plum


    hiag owned again
     
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  5. You seem to know a lot about that brand!

    Me, I wouldn't know, as I steered well clear of the cheaper stuff.

    Hm.

    Perhaps I'm not quite so "owned" after all, eh, G4E?
     
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  6. afcftw

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    I think you remain pretty owned tbh :p
     
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  7. Let me explain this to you as simply as I can, afctfw...

    Okay. I knew the brand was called Mr Byrite, but I wanted to sucker someone into admitting that they knew the brand, so that I could earn some well-deserved wum-points by making out that they are cheapskates. So, instead of writing "Byrite," I (and pay attention, because this is the clever bit) wrote "By Right." As cleverly predicted for me, it wasn't too long before some sucker took the bait (on this occasion, G4E, but it could have been any number of you Gooners).

    This was a demonstration of what is known as "Master Wumming." I don't blame you for this going way over your head, because you don't get to see any of this on your board.

    Anyway, I hope that this explanation hasn't been too intellectual, and that you have learned something, today.

    You're welcome.
     
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  8. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    If you look at some of my other posts you will see where I describe having my suits and shirts tailor made when I worked in the City.

    All i know about Mr Byrite is that it was always known as Mr Byshite - which would be apt for burger flippers or office juniors like yourself.

    You are still owned
     
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  9. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Of course you meant it Malcolm
     
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    Nice bit of self-owning
     
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  11. Yes, I saw that, which is the very reason why I set out to trap you (which I did beautifully).

    It hurts, and you're thrashing around in my trap, spitting out venom. I understand that. I think you will find that most intelligent observers on this site will. But remember, I merely set the trap and lay the bait; I have no control over which particular sucker will take that bait and activate the trap.
     
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  12. Yeah, I thought so, too. There are a couple of Gooners on here, giving it large about owning expensive suits. I caught one of them, and the other tripped over his own bootlaces - the silly fcuker!
    <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    This is beyond embarrassing for HIAG and CFC. One is getting a hard on over Oswald instead Ozwald and the other thinks spelling Byrite wrong is some kind of wum.

    Desperate times :)
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    No you didn't, you wrote 'buy right'.

    You can't even get your 'deliberate' failed spelling wum right <laugh>
     
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  15. It's not that important, Pixie.

    The fact is, I out-smarted G4E, whilst you completely fcuked it up without any help from anyone.

    I am willing to forgive you both, because I can fully understand that you are each deeply preoccupied with the humbling your team is about to take off Barca, having already been played off the park by them, on your own turf.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> You do realise that people can read what you have written, right ?
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I think this quote best sums up your latest **** up mate :)
     
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  18. I am now officially embarrassed for you, Pixie.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You feel free my friend <laugh> The only embarrassing thing here is that I might actually piss myself laughing at you.
     
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