Animal Fact of the Day

Some falcons do fly upside down though to get fed.

 

The only falcons I've ever seen fly upside down are F-16's!!

 

It is seemingly true, the female flies upside down to get fed

 

A lobster couldny spell bait, either. Stupid ****er.

 

Those animals weren't really speaking to Johnny Morris.

 

You shut it. Of course they were. Johnny Morris had really special actor animals that could talk.

Next you'll be telling us that the tooth fairy doesn't exist and it's parents that take away the teeth.

Dumbass

 

It's bad to speak ill oif the dead but it's a litte known fact that Johnny used to get his end away with a fair few of the animals he filmed with. And Percy thrower used to pleasure himslef against the trees in the Blue Peter garden - oh they were such innocent times...

 

Musk Turtles eat Asian Shark Catfish. Fact. It cost me a tenner to find that out

 

Bill Oddie hates birds something fierce.

 

What about that ****er in the speedboat on Lake Windemere?

 

I still haven't got an answer to my question. I'm sure I could fall faster than a falcon if I jumped off a really tall building and had a big rocket stuck up my arse.

I'm sure i could and that then renders all opionions on this thread null and void.

 

Aye, but that's assisted you see so it disnae count.

 

Sorry, I didn't know the rules.

 

So if I made some wings out of tissue paper and sellotape and I jumped off a really really tall building and flapped my wings, I still reckon I could go pretty fast.

 

120mph and that's yer lot

 

Bollocks, so if I had a big rocket up my arse I couldn't go faster? The space shuttle went up the way and was faster than 120mph.

I've been toed in the goolies a couple of times and i swear I jumped faster than 120mph.

 

OK, what if I was falling from a really tall building on Jupiter?

 

120mph unaided.

Anything above that is possible using technology although you can never go faster than the speed of light