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Off Topic Arguments thread!

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Brucebones, Feb 26, 2016.

  1. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    This seems the most appropriate place to announce that my useless solicitor has finished everything she needs to for my buying and selling. The top of the chain is complete. All that remains is the couple whose house we're buying to get their ****ing mortgage sorted.

    They went for some call centre type mortgage company, to save a few quid, and are now holding the entire ****ing chain up. They've been told to use a proper IFA and get one sorted asap.

    You're welcome.

    I'm not fat btw, I'm chunky but funky.
     
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  2. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Wait, that's a brilliant idea. Mods make this a sticky. Whenever a thread strays off topic and two boring ****s insist on de-railing a thread, just move Bcc's posts to here <ok>
     
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  3. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    I've got a house to sell.

    In Cott.

    It needs loads of work doing but it's basically solid.

    Semi. 3 bed. Garden. Off road parking.


    No chain.
     
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  4. Benjo

    Benjo Well-Known Member

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    Richard Garcia... discuss...
     
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  5. Des Head

    Des Head Well-Known Member

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    I doubt he read this, mate.
     
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  6. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    I think he was a footballer not a discus thrower?
     
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  7. AlRawdah

    AlRawdah Well-Known Member

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    I've always had time for fat folk, especially when I was in the forces.
     
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  8. AlRawdah

    AlRawdah Well-Known Member

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    Tory ****.
     
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  9. AlRawdah

    AlRawdah Well-Known Member

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    Im fat. The size of a house..... err, a drum I mean. Oh.
     
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  10. AlRawdah

    AlRawdah Well-Known Member

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    How do you flush the bog then?
     
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  11. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Tory? I may **** pigs but I don't wear a tie & have you seen my suit?
     
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  13. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    How original
     
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  14. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    How much ??
     
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  15. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Sounds nice. But it's too far from my work.

    Sides, if I moved that far back up North, Id live in the Avenues, not the poncy ER.

    No offence.
     
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  16. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    It'll probably be on the market with Lovelles in the next few weeks, with a request for bids. Still sorting out the details.
     
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  17. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Insist on cash buyers Ern.

    If you need it tarting up a bit before selling, get Kemps round. You could film him and make a YouTube sensation out of it.

    Think John Inman meets DiY SOS.
     
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  18. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Me n Kemps will do it. Ernie. I've just been on King George in Cott with the dog. Wherabouts is it? We'll ave a go at owt

    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Finkle Street.

    Needs new windows, guttering, doors, attention to brickwork, new kitchen, new bathroom, decorating throughout, new boiler, possibly extend out the back, garden needs attention,

    What's your quote?
     
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  20. TigerRoo

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    Not a striker and not a strikers @rsehole!
     
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