Match Day Thread Southampton v Chelsea Saturday 27th February 2016 KO 15:00

Get yourself to the old farmhouse!!!

 

Match day .... Buzzing!

 

Tinnitus?

 

Match Day! The Staffordshire Saints Massive will be on the move shortly....COYR's!

 

Match day and I have a ticket and a family commitment. Can anyone recommend a good divorce lawyer?

PS. Must be bloody quick

PPS. For anyone who ever finds themselves in the situation, don't say "I've loved Saints longer than I have you/the family." It doesn't play well.

 

Give her the house now, it'll save time. Meanwhile, start hiding CDs.

 

Everyday is tinnitus day for the wife

 

And take a fuse out the television and tell her you may as well keep it if it doesn't work.

 

CDs? Are they those round things that she put through the food blender this morning?

 

Better call Saul mate.

 

I like the fact that Shane wins more aerial duels than Pelle.

 

I think Jordy Clasie wins more arieal duels than Pelle lately?

 

Bit late to say this now obviously but its all about the interview and probation period. I made no rash commitments to Mrs S before we had been to 'church' and I was assured of her commitment to the true faith. Later conversions rarely work and attempts at such can be counter-productive and elicit exactly the opposite of the desired outcome.

OK I've created a monster and she is currently in a pre-match state of excitement that I couldn't hope to create using more traditional methods, but on the other hand the only family commitments we get on days like today are with our red and white family. If her family tried to get in the way of a match then she'd cut them off without a second thought.

She hasn't been to a game now for 25 days so if anyone sees a woman in the Chapel in a When Harry met Sally-ish state of arousal today, it will be the adorable Mrs S.

 

Beware : Just had an attempted Trojan attack when I opened this link. AVG Protection worked ok.

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I always say that, followed by "You do the maths"

 

We'll know who she is then as everyone else in the chapel will be telling her to "Shhhhh"

 

Beware of the kitchen knife scenario, that was a close call back in 92, she ruined a perfectly good sweater with one swing!

 

Needs to be taught a lesson....her aim is well off.