This seems the most appropriate place to announce that my useless solicitor has finished everything she needs to for my buying and selling. The top of the chain is complete. All that remains is the couple whose house we're buying to get their ****ing mortgage sorted. They went for some call centre type mortgage company, to save a few quid, and are now holding the entire ****ing chain up. They've been told to use a proper IFA and get one sorted asap. You're welcome. I'm not fat btw, I'm chunky but funky.
Wait, that's a brilliant idea. Mods make this a sticky. Whenever a thread strays off topic and two boring ****s insist on de-railing a thread, just move Bcc's posts to here
I've got a house to sell. In Cott. It needs loads of work doing but it's basically solid. Semi. 3 bed. Garden. Off road parking. No chain.
Sounds nice. But it's too far from my work. Sides, if I moved that far back up North, Id live in the Avenues, not the poncy ER. No offence.
It'll probably be on the market with Lovelles in the next few weeks, with a request for bids. Still sorting out the details.
Insist on cash buyers Ern. If you need it tarting up a bit before selling, get Kemps round. You could film him and make a YouTube sensation out of it. Think John Inman meets DiY SOS.
Me n Kemps will do it. Ernie. I've just been on King George in Cott with the dog. Wherabouts is it? We'll ave a go at owt please log in to view this image
Finkle Street. Needs new windows, guttering, doors, attention to brickwork, new kitchen, new bathroom, decorating throughout, new boiler, possibly extend out the back, garden needs attention, What's your quote?
