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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> Wrong though. He couldn't get over. He had to go and 'weigh up a job'. Hopefully tonight though. The company that owns the Cheese actually had some work done yesterday. The electrics actually need replacing completely, but they've done a 'quick fix' instead, whatever the **** that means <laugh>

    In other news, the smell of dead rat has returned <yikes>
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So kind.
     
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  3. It means you'll somehow get electrocuted when going for a piss <ok>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There was always that chance anyway <laugh>
     
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  5. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    It'll be Denice's rancid rat mate
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Dont piss on the jukebox then
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. She rakes that out on a regular basis <ok>
     
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  8. FFS...<doh>

    #denise
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Whore of Satan <ok>
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Who knew Satan liked saggy tits?
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Page 300. Who'd have thought it? <laugh> Both sisters behind the bar last night, but no tits out. Three birds in there with great top bollocks, but they're all prick teasers <doh>
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I has led a really disturbing dream last night. ... no joke.

    I was in the cheese but not revealing my true identity and everyone in there was normal but rhc was a oaps with two big hearing aids with a flat cap and there was none of this malarkey going on at all.

    The very fact this occurred is deeply troubling.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What's an 'oaps'? <yikes>

    It's been very quiet in there of late. However, I'll be pissed and stoned for the final, so if Julie is on duty at the Grange, she may cop it <ok>
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Old age pensioner....?
     
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  15. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Oaf maybe? <whistle>
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    You are... old age pensioner in a flat cap and brown trench coat
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Yeah ffs

    Even Biscan knows his tax is paying for RHC's pension.

    I think my dream was a disturbing vision.

    But I suppose at least it was not chaos and his exploding pink dildo bomb

    Small mercies
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    OK. I'll make it simple. What does the ****ing S in 'oaps' stand for? <doh>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Didn't get an answer, then.

    Really quiet in there at the moment. There was only me and Vicky the barmaid (the shredder) in there at one stage last night. Then the Pisser and ****ter came in. She was ****ing arseholed. She'd just got back from a week in Malta and was ranting and raving about how ****e the driving is. She's really touchy-feely as well. I could probably have pulled, but I was nowhere pissed enough to risk that <laugh> Thankfully Eddy's lad came in. He's thick as three short planks, so he copped her, taking the heat off me.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who was this feller?
     
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