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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Feb 19, 2016.

  1. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Albert is on his way to Nevs house with sledge hammer! <laugh>
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I called nev from day 1 as a ****. And I was proven right again.

    Chaos sent me a private message which told me (without words) that Nev's role has evolved.

    Chaos... I actually did use my special to go to an alternative future.

    That means:

    Nev was touched up by AJ and exploded

    Style got sucked off by Mr Claypole who accidentally bit his cock off so he bled to death

    Mito was rimming Subo when she farted whilst smoking causing a mass explosion.

    AFC got turned into a bigger cabbage by JPF's special greengrocer move.

    ACS wins on a ****ing technicality.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Just checked back and at 5.40 pm i asked you on PM to use my time travel. #justsayin #beelin #gettospecsavers
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    ^^Beelin

    <laugh>
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Waaay Aye.
    Tye effin Highways agency are ****s too for closing off the A1 tonight.
    Been driving like, for ages.
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Well I'm sure that thanks to all of this you'll vote for me first from now on.

    Oh wait................you do that anyway!! <laugh>
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    It's even worse than that.
    I'll vote for you and run a campaign for others to also.
    I'll even pay em to **** you over.
    A grudge is a grudge and we was family <steam>:emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Look on the bright side...

    You're always getting moaned at for not getting your arse out in Fenwicks window.

    Well now you've had those Yellow chinos round your ankles, been bent right over and royally ****ed :D
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Despicable ****.
    Bringing my ****ing chinos into this.
    You are clearly impressed by them as you constantly reference them..
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    ^^Beelin

    <laugh>
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    ^^ ^^
    I'll meltdown soon ya kernt
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Whats with the pic of obi mate?
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I'm gonna start a new Mafia game.
    Gonna call it 'killing Neville in 100 ways'.
    You'll never guess what it is about?
     
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  15. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    No ****
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Agreed. Stevie Wonder could see through his web of evil lies...
     
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  17. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    FFS <doh>
     
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  18. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    You didn't need the detective powers of Poirot to spot it like.

    Set of chumps
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    It's like Nev too.
    I always target him because he's a sneaky little ****ing snake in the grass. Normally. <whistle>
     
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  20. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I'm creasing up at your new avi and tag line <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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