What would you have done?

Put the gloves on, sniff the seat and knock one out then stab the fecker who threw them at you #ojsimpson

 

Mid 30s.

 

To be fair if it was your 14 year-old cousin, clearly a Hun, I would have probably punched first and asked questions later.

It's a girl right?

 

You are supposed to be finding wee girls, not punching them ffs! Cancel your next trip to Portugal if that is your way of doing things.

 

I was in a van a few years ago and one of the funny ****ers in the back decided to throw a carrot out the wondow at the car behind.
The lunatic tried to get us to pull over and he called the police who chased us and attempted to arrest all of us.
The pig called the carrot a missile the ****ing ****.
I can just see Dev writing his statement for attacking yet another random person calling those black mixed fibre ****ty black gloves a missile.

 

Doesn't sound good.
I went to a farmers funeral the other day,there was a big turnip at it.

 

Not like that.

 

No I didn't.

 

I hope these moral dilemmas are going to be a new regular feature on the show, Dev.

 

One thing that the problem posed by Dev does show, is that there is a glitch in the Matrix.

 

What station do you get off at Dev?

 

Partick

 

Bateman

 

<pipeface>

 

Do you work up Partick now, old bean?

 

Nah, I change trains there so I can get off at Central station, my train from Helensburgh goes to Charing Cross and Queen St.

 

You verbally abused a poove then

 

He got on at Dalmuir

 

Yep, my wee cousin had just shagged a wee dirty that lives there