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Will you answer a simple yes or no to my Arsenal City thread??

 

No.

 

WHY WONT ANYONE ANSWER THE QUESTION!?!
DEAR GOD THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

 

Will you commit Sepuku if Spurs win the league?

 

Have you answered my question yet ?

 

I was saying on the Chelsea board, it would almost be worth it having Spurs win the league just to watch the deltmown from Arsenal fans.
No fan deltmowns better than an Arsenal fan!

HIAG would become unbearable, but it would almost be a price worth paying.

 

No

 

HIAG should be given a site ban on the day Spurs win the league. It would drive him mad!

 

Only problem would be that we wouldn't be able to witness him going batshit

 

There are no questions only answers.......to questions...is that the other way round?

There are no answers only questions? Doesn't make sense to me? I'm not even sure if I made it up or heard/read it somewhere, all seems a bit confusing.

Perhaps it's along the lines of......if there are no questions there will be no answers. That seems a little better and would make sense, what do you lot think?

 

What do I think? Er....it's all bollocks! Simple answer to everything. a

 

It would be like the wedding scene at the end of The Graduate when Dustin Hoffmann is banging on the church window. Eventually Elaine Piskie would turn around and scream "HIAG!"

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HAHAHA

 

Here we go

 

I have vowed to remain dignified and magnanimous in victory, Bodi. It really isn't in my character to scoff, as you know.

Yes, I would use my new lofty position as a fan of a title-winning side, to point out to the fans of other clubs the grave errors committed by your teams and to suggest how failure might be averted in future seasons. Okay, I might even open up a new thread entitled "HIAG's Football Clinic" from which to provide you lads of lesser teams with my blow-by-blow football analysis, and lend you the benefit of my immense expertise. But I don't think I'd become unbearable.

 

See?
Just a mention of Spurs theoretically winning the title and you have started already!
I think it would be hilarious though.
If Leicester dont do it, Spurs are my second choice.
Partly because it would make a change from just United, Chelsea and City winning it all the time, and if Chelsea can't win it, then I would prefer it to go to a team who hasn't won the PL before.

 

Anyone but Man Yoo for me.

 

I'd quite like Arsenal to win it