Breaking news from a close friend who knows the actor)Tom Hardy to be next bond
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James Bond is ****ing pish
That spektre ****e was ****ing awful
That spektre ****e was ****ing awful
No I'm not, but if I wasn't me, I would like to be James Bond or Jose Mourinho
Even as a kid I thought Bond movies were drivel.
Secret agent? Every **** knows his name cos he runs around telling everybody. He always gets caught. The baddy always reveals his plans and instead of putting a bullet in Bond's heid he contrives some dumbass way of killing him and leaves to allow Bond to escape by just happening to have the exact gadget on him he needed to escape.
How this franchise continued past the 70's beggars belief. Even the "Police Academy" franchise is more worthy and that's saying summat.
Secret agent? Every **** knows his name cos he runs around telling everybody. He always gets caught. The baddy always reveals his plans and instead of putting a bullet in Bond's heid he contrives some dumbass way of killing him and leaves to allow Bond to escape by just happening to have the exact gadget on him he needed to escape.
How this franchise continued past the 70's beggars belief. Even the "Police Academy" franchise is more worthy and that's saying summat.
See? The daft **** always tells everybody who he is. What part of secret agent is hard to understand?
I appreciate your condemnation of James Bond, gambol but please don't bring police academy into this okay?
Shagging, drinking, Aston Martins, punch ups, shoot outs.
How the **** is that not brilliant?
How the **** is that not brilliant?
It would be more realistic having a bird playing Bond, than a black guy playing Bond, in my non racist opinion.
The next Bond should be Michael Fassbender, admittedly he has the ****y name nailed but he is more charismatic than Mr Hardy who hasn't had the range of roles that Mikey Boy has had.
Casino Royale was made watchable by Eva Green, that is one fine looking dame with a bodacious set of tay-tays.
Casino Royale was made watchable by Eva Green, that is one fine looking dame with a bodacious set of tay-tays.
Thank **** you are not a screen writerEven as a kid I thought Bond movies were drivel.
Secret agent? Every **** knows his name cos he runs around telling everybody. He always gets caught. The baddy always reveals his plans and instead of putting a bullet in Bond's heid he contrives some dumbass way of killing him and leaves to allow Bond to escape by just happening to have the exact gadget on him he needed to escape.
How this franchise continued past the 70's beggars belief. Even the "Police Academy" franchise is more worthy and that's saying summat.
Guy goes in to rob a bank
Cop comes in and shoots him dead
The end
'Range of roles?' Hardy's played a Welsh cement expert, a Jewish gangster, an Irish-American Wild West hunter, a comic book bad guy, Charles Bronson, Reggie/Ronnie Kray, Heathcliffe, a CIA agent in a buddy comedy etc etc. And he can do virtually any accent.
Ps. I'm quite gay for Tom.