If I was the prime minister of England, I'd wipe out all of the Middle East. Once I am finished with that, I'd be left with two countries that I really hate. Ireland and Wales. So next I would turn on them and bomb them into oblivion, wiping all of the bastards out.
Actually, I'm rather fond of Guinness and I like a decent bit of lamb too, so that would need to be sorted out. After that, well yeah, **** 'em, go ahead!..
I seem to have broken the PL board with my Arsenal suggestion, ****ing place is a mess. Can't be arsed trawling through all the threads.
I have serious regrets on this one, I'm sure they'll all disappear soon enough but it's a mess sat the moment.
No ****ing tickets for the game - those ****s at The FA take the ****ing piss as I have been going to England home games since 2004 ! Also no tickets from UEFA ballot either despite me giving Platinni a huge bung for his advisory work since 2004. They are all crooked Kants ! so it's down to buying from touts which I don't mind but my mates aren't that happy about the cost. Either that or they just spend 6 days in France on the piss which is good for them but I don't drink !
Great news England fans! Wooney will be going to the Euros, if fit. Woy says, "he's our captain and he's never let us down!"
I was getting a little worried with the Rooney thing and all these young Engerlish lads playing well. I think it's safe at the moment though Roy will keep the likes of Ali and Barkley on the bench and play Rooney ahead of Vardy or Kane.
I doubt Vardy will even get picked for the squad. Now Rooney, Sturridge and Wellbeck are back and have played a few games.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...-includes-photo-of-team-crying-20160318107263 THE England shirt for Euro 2016 has been unveiled with a photo-shoot of the players crying. Rather than having the squad look menacing, Nike presented Wayne Rooney weeping into Joe Hart’s chest as Josh Onomah wipes away a tear while sitting on a bench. Shirt designer Tom Logan said: “We wanted fans to see the shirts in action, as they will be in France, so we told the players to imagine what will almost certainly happen. “They all found it pretty easy to act out various scenarios. As well as losing to Germany, we got great shots of John Stones rueing his decision to slide in for a rash challenge in extra-time and Raheem Sterling wondering why he didn’t convert a chance from six yards.” Logan added: “We design each national kit with the team’s needs in mind. That’s why the England shirt will only withstand four games before disintegrating like wet tissue paper.”
