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Amy Winehouse Dead Jokes

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  1. monacoger

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    Who is Ronson?
     
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    monacoger, Jul 26, 2011
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    Ronson Lighter - you know the CIA bloke in James Bond.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 26, 2011
  3. The Raging Oxter

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    One of the Spiders From Mars <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 26, 2011
  4. monacoger

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    Sorry, I'll repharse that for you, "Who is Ronson"?
     
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    monacoger, Jul 26, 2011
  5. Lucaaas

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    Mark Ronson, the guy who adds his names to people's songs but doesnt actually do anything in them. Not that I know of anyway.
     
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    Totally unfair.

    He takes the main melody and replaces it with and out of tune trumpet
     
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    HackerJack, Jul 26, 2011

  7. monacoger

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    That certainly makes more sense than the CIA on Mars with spiders and lighters.
     
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    monacoger, Jul 26, 2011
  8. The Raging Oxter

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    You're nowt but a wean son!
     
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  9. monacoger

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    I know **** all about music, so there is no way I would have known about Spiders From Mars
     
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    monacoger, Jul 26, 2011
  10. Lucaaas

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    <laugh>

    Seriously though, look at 'his' most famous song:

    [video=youtube;4HLY1NTe04M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HLY1NTe04M[/video]

    How the hell is this Mark Ronson Featuring Amy Winehouse?

    He literally does **** all just standing round pointing at a sheet of paper then pretending to play a guitar.
     
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    Lucaaas, Jul 26, 2011
  11. SleepySpecialK

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    Ronson is a genius. Hw gets paid to do nothing. Just like me.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jul 26, 2011
  12. monacoger

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    Didn't realise she was Jewish
     
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    monacoger, Jul 26, 2011
  13. The Raging Oxter

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    Ask your uncle ER.
     
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    Racist
     
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  15. monacoger

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    I know what they are now obviously, as I looked it up before I posted my previous post.
     
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    monacoger, Jul 26, 2011
  16. monacoger

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    I didn't though SSK, I just heard something about a synagogue and the funeral. Thinking about her, she did kind of look like one, so I shouldn't really be surprised.
     
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    monacoger, Jul 26, 2011
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    Have you never seen a pic of her? She looks like ***in with long hair and tits.
     
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    I didn't know she was Jewish either. But why does that matter you big racist nazi?:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Because, I feel kind of stupid for throwing a party last Saturday when I thought she was Catholic!
     
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    He's deid as well <ok>
     
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